a TRUE green day fan's definitions

mike dirnt

a) cutest, most talented guy ever. bassist for the awesome band green day.

mike dirnt is one amazing bass player and no musicians can even compare

by a TRUE green day fan November 22, 2004

american idiot

a) a certain (ahem) president of ours

b) a really, really awesome green day album. best ever.
(all you nimrods who think it blows can just go fuck george w in the ass or do whatever it is you all normally do.)

right-wingers who can't let two guys or two girls get married

by a TRUE green day fan November 22, 2004

epitome

a perfect example of a certain quality. someone or something that "personifies" this said quality.

green day is the EPITOME of punk-rock music. especially tre cool, who is the EPITOME of sexiness.

by a TRUE green day fan November 25, 2004

holiday

a) a time of year when you're supposed to sit back and reflect and give thanks and shit like that but actually everyone just gets drunk and eats a lot and spends lots of money because our society advocates wasting insane amounts of dough to "celebrate"

b) a really, really kick-ass song by green day. a dark political "anthem" that truly encompasses america's depressing military situation

a) oh no another holiday is coming up which means that i'm gonna have to go waste more money on crap-ass presents and make sure we have plenty of gramps's old hangover remedy

Can i get another amen
There's a flag wrapped around a score of men
A gag
A plastic bag on a monument
i beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies
this is the dawning of the rest of our lives
On holiday

by a TRUE green day fan November 27, 2004

blood, sex and booze

a hilarious green day song about sado-masichism; one of their best songs ever.

i'm in distress
oh mistress i confess
so do it one more time
these handcuffs are too tight
you know i will obey
so please don't make me beg
for blood, sex and booze you give me

by a TRUE green day fan November 27, 2004

epitome of sexiness

a) someone who is so damn sexy that he just PERSONIFIES sexiness and no one else can even compare.

b) tre cool.

wow tre cool is so damn hot he is just the epitome of sexiness.

by a TRUE green day fan November 25, 2004

tre cool

an amazing, insane drummer for green day. wears women's clothes a lot. is mad sexy and i would do anything to fuck him.

who the fuck is tre cool?

by a TRUE green day fan November 22, 2004