mike dirnt

a) cutest, most talented guy ever. bassist for the awesome band green day.

mike dirnt is one amazing bass player and no musicians can even compare

by a TRUE green day fan November 23, 2004

a TRUE green day fan

a) someone who is sooo obsessed with green day that he/she cannot help but define green day-related terms on urbandic.com

b) a really, really scary stalker-like person whose goal in life is to sneak into tre cool's house and steal his pants and his entire underwear drawer

c) me

wow, that TRUE green day fan is really, really scary...i definitely wouldn't want to be green day...

by a TRUE green day fan December 17, 2004

damn sexy

someone who is sooo attractive that the authoritative "damn" is needed before the lust-filled "sexy" in order for one to truly express one's feelings. a good example of DAMN sexiness would be green day, especially tre cool. who is just too sexy with his eyeliner and white shoes.

wow, tre cool is so DAMN SEXY he is just the epitome of sexiness

by a TRUE green day fan November 25, 2004

american idiot

a) a certain (ahem) president of ours

b) a really, really awesome green day album. best ever.
(all you nimrods who think it blows can just go fuck george w in the ass or do whatever it is you all normally do.)

right-wingers who can't let two guys or two girls get married

by a TRUE green day fan November 23, 2004

hot guy

someone i really want to fuck, eg billie joe or mike or tre from the hot band green day.

wow that tre is one hot guy and i'd give anything fuck him

by a TRUE green day fan November 25, 2004

holiday

a) a time of year when you're supposed to sit back and reflect and give thanks and shit like that but actually everyone just gets drunk and eats a lot and spends lots of money because our society advocates wasting insane amounts of dough to "celebrate"

b) a really, really kick-ass song by green day. a dark political "anthem" that truly encompasses america's depressing military situation

a) oh no another holiday is coming up which means that i'm gonna have to go waste more money on crap-ass presents and make sure we have plenty of gramps's old hangover remedy

Can i get another amen
There's a flag wrapped around a score of men
A gag
A plastic bag on a monument
i beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies
this is the dawning of the rest of our lives
On holiday

by a TRUE green day fan November 27, 2004

blood, sex and booze

a hilarious green day song about sado-masichism; one of their best songs ever.

i'm in distress
oh mistress i confess
so do it one more time
these handcuffs are too tight
you know i will obey
so please don't make me beg
for blood, sex and booze you give me

by a TRUE green day fan November 27, 2004