Zoya Slapabitch's definitions

Technonoob

Someone who has difficulties keeping up with new electronic gadgets, such as cell phones, i-whatevers.

Yeah, yeah Dave. I'm the technonoob who keeps purse dialing you.

by Zoya Slapabitch July 31, 2011

Twat Flash

A glimpse of the vagina. Younger women wearing short skirts, no underwear, heels they can't walk in (alcohol helps) are especially vulnerable to these.

Dave, did you get another twat flash from that barely legal barfly?

by Zoya Slapabitch July 31, 2011