Zonal K's definitions

tube noose

A shit that is so large that it gets wedged at the point of discharge, causing a strangling-type of effect on the host - where they struggle and lose breath for a while.

We found Duncan on the floor of his toilet on Sunday morning. He was unconscious with a tube noose hanging out of his arse. Kenny kicked it out and he started breathing again.

by Zonal K October 27, 2019

Hallowee Party

An event held each year, on October 31, where party guests dress up as ghouls and urinate all over each other.

Mate I am sorry I smell like a badger's dick, but I just got back from Sam's Hallowee Party. Fucken poss everywhere.

by Zonal K October 25, 2019

Fudgal smudgant

The brown smear found under the arse, ordinarily on underwear.

He farted hard and left a trail of fudgal smudgant that could never be removed.

by Zonal K October 7, 2019

Scat hat

A shit-covered scalp, often the result of a bowelcony bar being dropped onto someone's head.

David staggered in dazed and confused wearing a scat hat, after someone threw some feaces from a balcony.

by Zonal K August 26, 2019