pumpa under the rotunda

Anal sex

Dianne was on her rags so I gave her some pumpa under the rotunda.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

Throw a rat at the wall and call me "Oscar 99"

A phrase exclaimed in times of total bewilderment.

Well throw a rat at the wall and call me "Oscar 99", I had no idea Kerry was a girl - I swear I saw a ball hanging out swimmimg last week.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

Circuntference

The outside perimeter of a woman's vagina.

She had a huge circuntference - I got both my fists in there.

by Zonal K September 19, 2019

Scat hat

A shit-covered scalp, often the result of a bowelcony bar being dropped onto someone's head.

David staggered in dazed and confused wearing a scat hat, after someone threw some feaces from a balcony.

by Zonal K August 26, 2019