Definitions by Zonal K

Throw a rat at the wall and call me "Oscar 99" 

A phrase exclaimed in times of total bewilderment.

Well throw a rat at the wall and call me "Oscar 99", I had no idea Kerry was a girl - I swear I saw a ball hanging out swimmimg last week.

Throw a rat at the wall and call me "Oscar 99" by Zonal K June 24, 2018

pumpa under the rotunda 

Anal sex

Dianne was on her rags so I gave her some pumpa under the rotunda.

pumpa under the rotunda by Zonal K June 24, 2018

Arse-Pumped 

The heavily worn-out state of a female's genetalia or anus following an intensive love-making thrashing.

Yeah it was a great night, Kelly's tuna canoe looked arse-pumped by the time I dropped her home.

Arse-Pumped by Zonal K June 23, 2018

foulage 

The, largely meat-based, human waste that comes for one's anus. More commonly referred to as feaces.

The toilet was heavily sprayed with foulage.

foulage by Zonal K June 23, 2018