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Definitions by Zombie in the Machine

botsplaining 

The explanation of a topic by an AI chatbot in a condescending and oversimplified manner that assumes that all humans are ignoramuses. Similar to mansplaining, the presumption of ignorance is built-in to the chatbot's training data set.
Human: Explain crypto like I am a 5-year old
Chatbot: It's like a big pink piggy bank with a blockchain that works like digital legos so that the government can't steal your sippy cup.
Human: Stop botsplaining me!
A short way of referring to all forms of edible insect-based proteins in the future, from chocolate covered ants to cricket flour.
Future person 1: I crave the taste and crunch of zebugs. And I am happy with the protein.

Future person 2: Yeah, but does it got electrolytes?
Zebugs by Zombie in the Machine October 10, 2022

Bed Mitzvah 

A college bed party so elaborate that it feels like a Bat Mitzvah in scope and expense.
Right after Madison got accepted into Indiana University, her parents began party planning for her Bed Mitzvah. Not only was her bed covered with so much college merch it reached to the ceiling, but there wasn't space in her room for all the friends who came over to celebrate.
Bed Mitzvah by Zombie in the Machine September 6, 2022

Metaddiction 

I was totally addicted to the Metaverse, until seeing Zuckerberg's creepy avatar broke me of my Metaddiction. I'm one month clean and sober.