Definitions by Zeea Darling

Muffhawk

A Muffhawk is the strip of hair commonly referred to as a "landing strip" on a woman's nether region.
A girl can shave her pubes into a cute little mohawk- now referred to as a muffhawk!

Zeea Darling: "If I could dye my muffhawk pink it would be the supreme ruler over all vadges. It would be like cotton candy!"

Muffhawk by Zeea Darling June 14, 2010

Coot 

Variation of the word Cute.
Used in a sort of baby talk way and paired with mispellings of other words.

-Trademarked by Zeea Darling

"Aww dat kitty ish so coot!"

Coot by Zeea Darling August 25, 2009

D'OMG! 

Variation of ZOMG but it makes more sense to make the "D" sound instead of the Z sound.
Exclamation used in chatting online. In real life "irl" you say "D'Oh my God!" really fast.

Trademarked by Zeea Darling

Person 1- "I have KFC!"

Person 2-"D'OMG! I want some! O.O"

D'OMG! by Zeea Darling August 25, 2009

Cunt-Muffin 

Noun

Variation of the word cunt, but used in a more playful way. And more so amongst girls than guys.

-Trademarked by Zeea Darling

Girl 1: Can I have some skittles?

Girl 2: Hell no! Get your own, Cunt-Muffin!

Cunt-Muffin by Zeea Darling August 25, 2009

Ghey

If you want to be politically correct and not say "Gay" in a derogatory way.
Used in chatting and texting.

Girl 1: I wanted to buy this really cute dress, but I couldn't find it in my size!

Girl 2. Gah. That is so ghey!!!

Ghey by Zeea Darling February 9, 2009