Zed Numar's definitions
Someone willing to do anything, no matter how degrading, for any amount of money; named for the "road apples" left behind by ponies in rural town streets.
That apple-chaser has been climbing into garbage bins to collect cans for recycling. He's do anything for to put jink in his coin-purse.
by Zed Numar July 9, 2021

To escape or slip through the clutches of someone. Robbing a police officer and not getting caught is giving him the laugh.
"Lol, when we rob that police evidence room full of cash and drugs tonight, we're going to really give 'em the laugh..."
by Zed Numar August 31, 2021

by Zed Numar July 18, 2021

by Zed Numar July 20, 2021

"Throw all the knights of the post, cross-traders, and barmies into the belly of the beast, and New York will be emptier than an Instagram model's head."
by Zed Numar July 14, 2021

A neighborhood, town or city which is the property of criminals and psychopaths, and is populated mainly by them
by Zed Numar July 19, 2021

Anything secret is said to be dark. "Here's the dark of it" is a way of saying "I've got a secret and I'll share it with you."
by Zed Numar July 27, 2021
