91 definitions by Zed Numar

Go hug a cactus!

Get lost! Scram! Begone!

"Your phone call wakes me up so you can try to sell me shit I don't need, you can go hug a cactus!"

by Zed Numar September 19, 2021

Finger

A verb, this technically means to sift through or sort out. But most people use it around less wholesome pursuits or senility.

"He's fingering through his brain-box for information."

"That old codger has to finger his notes just to sit down!"

"Those bashers are heading out to finger through the boneyard, we should scrag 'em"

by Zed Numar August 3, 2021

Emptying

The process of losing one's belief and finding nothing, thus accepting the nihilist viewpoint. Often nihilists claim emptying is the path to enlightenment. Alternatively, emptying can include losing a dearly held belief, like losing faith in a power, a lover, a friend, or a family member.

"Poor sod; when he caught Tyria with Jackorn it completely emptied him. His whole heart is emptying..."

by Zed Numar August 2, 2021

Gannet

An indiscriminate eater. Implies that the eater is a glutton and would eat or consume anything placed in front of them.

"That gannet will eat sushi from the garbage bin behind a gas station..."

by Zed Numar August 29, 2021

Gleaming pip

A worthless small-time thief or a pickpocket. It's considered an insult to both honest cutters and thieves who see themselves as a cut above the rest.

"Benny the Teen used to be a top shelf bandit, but now he's just a gleaming pip on a horse."

by Zed Numar September 10, 2021

Blinds

A dead-end or trap, a blind corner, but also meaning anything impossible or hopeless.

"You'll hit the blinds if you try lying to the boss."

by Zed Numar July 18, 2021

Bubber

A drunk, especially one who's fallen on hard times. Bubbers get little sympathy from most bloods.

"That bubber sleeps in the alley now, his drinking has ruined his life."

by Zed Numar July 20, 2021