Boxes and pieces, in

Dead. This comes from either being in a coffin, or the obvious alternative.

"He's in boxes and pieces, in a coffin now, not in good shape at all..."

by Zed Numar July 20, 2021

Bone-box

The mouth, named because of its teeth, fangs or whatever.

"Stop rattling your bone-box", is telling a berk to lay off the threats or bragging.

by Zed Numar July 19, 2021

Blek

Sometimes spelled "blex". In polite company, faeces. Also dirt, slime, sewage, or any other disgusting smelly material.

"You might want to scrape your boots, it looks like you've stepped in a pile o' blek."

by Zed Numar July 18, 2021

Buckley's chance

No chance at all.

"Between no chance and Buckley's chance, the latter is worse..."

by Zed Numar July 20, 2021

Canny

Smart or talented.

"That berk is one canny blood, he figured out that Rubik's cube in under a minute!"

by Zed Numar July 24, 2021

Bub-bawling

Phrase used to describe the screed that passes a bubber's lips when his or her tongue is loosened by the drink.

"Stop your bub-bawling berk, the rotgut's got a hold on your tongue."

by Zed Numar July 20, 2021

Cager

A native or resident of a huge city.

"Watch out for the Cager, city-slickers can't be trusted."

by Zed Numar July 22, 2021