Definitions by Zavala's Vanguard Asshole

The Dustbowl 

When stoners smoke the lost weed collected from their rugs/carpets. This fiendish behavior is referred to as "Rippin' the Dustbowl", characterized by the horrifying amount of dirt and grime mixed in with the kush.

"Damn dude, I don't have any sticky-icky..."

"No worries; we'll just hit The Dustbowl!"

The Dustbowl by Zavala's Vanguard Asshole September 5, 2021

Tipping The Bottle 

To "tip the bottle" is to make a mistake, usually drastic. The phrase derives its meaning from the idea that spilling a bottle of liquor or beer is a major fuck-up; tipping (or rather spilling) the bottle.

Tipping The Bottle: "Damn, Draco and Beau tipped the bottle again, I knew we couldn't trust them to do what we asked!"

Tipping The Bottle by Zavala's Vanguard Asshole January 28, 2021

Scrotum Kisses 

When two gays fuck, and their balls slap each other.

"Damn, Jesse fucked me so hard last night he gave me scrotum kisses..."

Scrotum Kisses by Zavala's Vanguard Asshole December 9, 2020

Clean-Aisle-Penile

The code phrase for janitors to clean up what's left of a gang-bang that took place in a store's bathroom. Too horrendous for even Dirty Jobs to feature on their show, make sure to evacuate the store immediately if this god-forsaken phrase is blasted over the store intercom.

"Attention all employees, we have a code Clean-Aisle-Penile located in the head."

Clean-Aisle-Penile by Zavala's Vanguard Asshole March 12, 2020

Cannon-Cock 

The alternative (and nicer) way to say someone has a "chode".

"All Rodger does is brag about his huge penis."
"Don't let him fool you -- he's got a Cannon-Cock..."

Cannon-Cock by Zavala's Vanguard Asshole February 28, 2020

Nah, I'm Just Beau 

"Nah, I'm just Beau" is exactly what you say when you survive some sort of legendary feat 99.9% guaranteed to be the cause of your death. Originated from a particular unsung Florida Man, this phrase is general statement for anything involving crackhead activities.

"Charlie, I can't believe you got away with smacking our hot principal's ass!"

"Nah, I'm just Beau"

Nah, I'm Just Beau by Zavala's Vanguard Asshole October 21, 2019