Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker's definitions

Tomato Ice Cream

Coming to a mouth near you! Soon!

Tomato Ice Cream DOES exist, baby!

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 16, 2020

I will come out on top

Just you all wait and see.

Why don’t you all just drop dead?

I will come out on top. Soon enough

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 28, 2021

Stupid Girl

Want to love ya,
Want to bug ya,
Want to squeeze ya,
Stupid girl

Want to touch ya,
Want to take ya,
Want to (shut ya?),
Stupid Girl

I can't take this, born to break this

She's going away, she's going away,
What's wrong with my life today
She's going away, she's going away,
What's wrong with my life today

Stupid Girl, stupid girl
Stupid girl, stupid girl

I'm a loner
I'm a loser
I'm a winner
In my mind

I'm a bad one
I'm a good one
I'm a sick one
With a smile

I can't take this, born to break this

She's going away, she's going away,
What's wrong with my life today
She's going away, she's going away,
What's wrong with my life today

She's going away, she's going away,
What's wrong with my life today
She's going away, she's going away,
What's wrong with my life today

Stupid girl, Stupid girl
Stupid girl, Stupid girl

She's going away, she's going away,
What's wrong with my life today
She's going away, she's going away,
What's wrong with my life today

Stupid girl, stupid girl
Stupid girl, stupid girl

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 1, 2021

I want to lick your shitter while you’re farting

When you really like a girl and want to lick her butt

I want to lick your shitter while you’re farting

I wanna lick your butt <3

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 8, 2021

Pride and Joy

Well you've heard about love givin' sight to the blind
My baby's lovin' cause the sun to shine
She's my sweet little thang, she's my pride and joy
She's my sweet little baby, I'm her little lover boy
Yeah I love my baby, heart and soul
Love like ours won't never grow old
She's my sweet little thang, she's my pride and joy
She's my sweet little baby, I'm her little lover boy
Yeah I love my lady, she's long and lean
You mess with her, you'll see a man get mean
She's my sweet little thang, she's my pride and joy
She's my sweet little baby, I'm her little lover boy

Well I love my baby, like the finest wine
Stick with her until the end of time
She's my sweet little thang, she's my pride and joy
She's my sweet little baby, I'm her little lover boy
Yeah I love my baby, my heart and soul
Love like ours won't never grow old
She's my sweet little thang, she's my pride and joy
She's my sweet little baby, I'm her little lover boy

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 18, 2020

I’m better than 99.9% of all the other people out there

There is no hiding it. I’m just better than all you

I’m better than 99.9% of all the other people out there.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 22, 2020

Kiss Me

Kiss me, out of the bearded barley
Nightly, beside the green, green grass
Swing, swing, (swing, swing) swing the spinning step
You wear those shoes and I will wear that dress

Oh, kiss me, beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling
So kiss me

Kiss me, (kiss me) down by the broken tree house
Swing me, (swing me) upon its hanging tire
Bring, bring, (bring, bring) bring your flowered hat
We'll take the trail marked on your father's map

Oh, kiss me, beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling
So kiss me

Kiss me, beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling
So kiss me

So kiss me
So kiss me
So kiss me

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 24, 2021