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Cherry cigar

The more I smoke the more I get high

Better than drinking alcohol, wait I’m not so sure about that
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 9, 2020
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Joe Biden

Only 4 months in, and he’s already the worst president ever!
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Neutral Evil

A neutral evil villain does whatever she can get away with. She is out for herself, pure and simple. She sheds no tears for those she kills, whether for profit, sport, or convenience. She has no love of order and holds no illusion that following laws, traditions, or codes would make her any better or more noble. On the other hand, she doesn't have the restless nature or love of conflict that a chaotic evil villain has.

Some neutral evil villains hold up evil as an ideal, committing evil for its own sake. Most often, such villains are devoted to evil deities or secret societies.

Neutral evil beings consider their alignment to be the best because they can advance themselves without regard for others.

Neutral evil is the most dangerous alignment because it represents pure evil without honor and without variation.
Neutral Evil is the best alignment, because

It is always beneficial to be a selfish person. Things like responsibility and caring for others is a weakness. Other people get in the way. I enjoy being smug and arrogant and have no care in the world for others.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 2, 2020
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Sorry UD Jews

I’m sorry if I’m annoying you guys.

I’m just starting to get a little edgy. I feel like I’m stuck in a rut.

I’m not really sure what to do. And my future seems a bit uncertain…
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 19, 2023
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