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Why can't we just admit

that the civilized world is a fake world. and it's probably not working?

i am a cajun from louisiana state and i don't quite understand this life....so what's so wrong with living the life of a savage instead?
Why can't we just admit
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Tomato Ice Cream

Time for some Tomato Ice Cream! Yum yum.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 15, 2020
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Joe Biden

Lol I can’t believe people actually think this piece of crap cares about them
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker October 16, 2020
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New music sucks

Starts with the keys
God who says keys?
Anyway, starts with the keys
Here comes that beat
Oh y’know that beat, warm and familiar
Like a dog's farts
Then those claps
You think they’re by real people?
And then the verse
And then I snore
Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Drake and even Macklemore
Justin Bieber, One Direction, Mumford and the shitty Sons, Kesha, Fall Out Boy, Lorde, Miley
Even Bruno Mars
I'm sure he's super talented, well try telling that to my ears
I’m not saying that I think they all should die
I'm just saying that, I'm just saying that
I'm just saying that it makes me want to cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry

New music sucks, new music sucks, it really really sucks
Holy shit it sucks, yes indeed it sucks, I told you that it sucks
New music sucks, fucking don’t you know that it sucks
New music SUCKS
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 23, 2020
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