Definitions by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker

Cajun people control the police of Louisiana 

Louisiana cops are under our control. They can’t go against us cause they know if they do, it will ruin their career.

You people can’t do shit to us.

Cajun people control the police of Louisiana. Deal with it.

Cajun people control the police of Louisiana by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 7, 2020

Homicidal Suicidal

Homicidal suicidal
One time lover, all night raver
One time killer, two drug peddler
Homicidal suicidal

Homicidal suicidal
Big time loser, big time boozer
Live and learn, let it burn
All time sinner, you're a winner

Homicidal suicidal
Big time loser, big time boozer
Live and learn, let it burn
All time winner, you're a sinner

Ooh yeah!
Homicidal suicidal
One time killer, two drug peddler
You killed a copper, you killed a copper
You done killed the copper,

You done killed the copper
You done killed the copper child, ooooh,
Homicidal suicidal
Yeah yeah

Homicidal Suicidal by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 6, 2020

I know the truth 

So it doesn’t matter what people think.

I know the truth.

I know the truth by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 5, 2020

Angel Baby 

It's just like heaven being here with you
You're like an angel, too good to be true
But after all, I love you, I do
Angel baby, my angel baby
When you are near me, my heart skips a beat
I can hardly stand on my own two feet
Because I love you, I love you, I do

Angel baby, my angel baby
Oh, I love you, oh I do
No one could love you like I do
Please, never leave me blue and alone
If you ever go, I'm sure you'll come back home
Because I love you, I love you, I do
Angel baby, my angel baby
It's just like heaven being here with you dear
I could never stay the way without you near
Because I love you, I love you, I do
Angel baby, my angel baby
Oh, I love you, oh, I do
No one could love you like I do

Angel Baby by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 5, 2020

Flea has about as much talent as an Asian man’s penis 

The bassist for Red Hot Chili Peppers. He actually isn’t that good at all.

Flea has about as much talent as an Asian man’s penis.

Flea has about as much talent as an Asian man’s penis by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 4, 2020

Soviet Canuckistan 

Where dreams come true, and buttfucks come free.

Canadians: In Soviet Canuckistan, homosexual fucks you!!!!!

Me: Ehh, no thanks.

Soviet Canuckistan by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 4, 2020

EAT MY DUMP 

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Eat my dump!!

very...

EAT MY DUMP by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 4, 2020