Definitions by Zappin' Nap

3AP

America's latest anti-racist PAC:

All Assholes Are Pink

" I'll be safe at the demonstration, Ma; 3AP is sponsoring it!"

3AP by Zappin' Nap November 24, 2021

academized

Disqualified for or discharged from a position in order to accommodate a locally educated peer.

There is no document trail. A graduate of the local school whose kid's best friend's mother is the team leader wanted Ellie's job and that was it; they academized her.

academized by Zappin' Nap October 27, 2021

Shitfilters 

Tareyton cigarettes, so nicknamed because of the charcoal between the tobacco and the normal filter.

Tareytons, OMG... they still make those Shitfilters?

Shitfilters by Zappin' Nap May 8, 2021

Cat got your thumb? 

In Messaging, a subtle inquiry as to whether the other party composes text at the same speed he or she composes thoughts.

This is not a trick question. It's a week late, where's my package... (long pause) Cat got your thumb?

Cat got your thumb? by Zappin' Nap April 29, 2021

Cat got your thumb? 

In Messaging, a subtle inquiry as to whether the other party composes text and thoughts at the same crawl.

This is not a trick question (long pause)... Cat got your thumb?

Cat got your thumb? by Zappin' Nap April 29, 2021

bimbeau 

A transgender blond(e?)

"Oh, Daddy... my womens' basketball scholarship went to some 6-5, 210-pound bimbeau!"

bimbeau by Zappin' Nap April 27, 2021

Annapolis Rhythm Section 

Any array of virtual instruments composed and played back to accompany a marginal singer/songwriter trying to sound like a real band.

Yeah I heard that new bassist and drummer Joel got: The Annapolis Rhythm Section -- all MIDI!

Annapolis Rhythm Section by Zappin' Nap March 7, 2021