Jim Titmouse

A level of remedial inclusion that is depicted as racist because it does not disqualify presumed supremacists.
Merit hiring is Jim Crow? Jim Titmouse, maybe!
by Zappin' Nap January 22, 2025
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besunset

(v.t.) To deliberately withhold volume-sensitive tasks necessary for an employee to maintain advanced-level certification, usually to avoid an appeal much stronger than the damning documentation (if any); for example,

"Oh, Martha doesn't do those anymore... her license was besunsetted to accommodate new insider trainees."
"Oh, Martha doesn't do those anymore... her license was besunsetted to accommodate new insider trainees."
by Zappin' Nap December 05, 2023
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dysquote

v.t., To rephrase a fact-based observation with the specific intent of discrediting its original source, potentially creating or prolonging a hostile work environment in said source's name.
I won't bring Marge up for creating a hostile work environment; had it been her dysquoted regarding my skills I'd be pretty pissed off too.
by Zappin' Nap July 12, 2023
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Cat got your thumb?

In Messaging, a subtle inquiry as to whether the other party composes text at the same speed he or she composes thoughts.
This is not a trick question. It's a week late, where's my package... (long pause) Cat got your thumb?
by Zappin' Nap April 29, 2021
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dicasse

An extremely abbreviated hygiene measure taken by a male who would otherwise be late for school or work.
Oh shit, my alarm didn't go off and I've got 10 minutes to get to work .. Dicasse Time!
by Zappin' Nap August 21, 2023
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reotards

1. Mens' trousers with elastane.
2. Biological males who actively manufacture, preferentially sell, or deliberately buy them.
Keith thinks has such a great ass... does he realize how much it sags in those reotards?
by Zappin' Nap January 02, 2022
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Spatulary

Spatulary

(ant. Corollary)
1. Any Amendment or Addendum conceived aforethought to flip or otherwise subvert a policy recommendation from a people's or other 'lower' assembly; in layman's terms, a monkey-wrench.
2. Any office, committee room, or bunker in which these are conceived.
That new House Infrastructure bill was going great until the Senate slipped that Voter-ID spatulary under it!
by Zappin' Nap December 26, 2024
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