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dubai chocolate conspiracy

according to losers who have too much time on their hands
Dubai chocolate was a ploy by Dubai to get people into this chocolate in an attempt to cover up the human trafficking and such, and also according to the same losers dubai also force/or blackmail influencer to eat shit?
Sounds fucking stupid right? I wouldn't even be surprised if I was true tho since Dubai is a 3rd world country and all
after all if they wanted to cover this up they could've just done it the easier way and just covered that shit up, erase it from the history and act like nothing happened or blame some random guy
Loser : yoooo you heard of the dubai chocolate conspiracy
loser 2: stfu
by Zalo_r September 19, 2025
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Ragebait

When you make/do/say/anything to make the said person angry
it that simple
it can be stupid and offensive and downright horrible but hey gng you got ragebaited
Lil: oops I fucked your girlfriend :P
Big: WHAT THE FUCK MAN YOU FUCKING BITCH HWIBFIUHHJKWBHWD
Lil: lol ragebait
by Zalo_r September 3, 2025
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balloon dog

Why would you search this up?
what there to say? is a balloon dog, ya know a balloon in a shape of a dog? "a poodle" or were you expecting to go in depths of Jeff koons art? fancy glass thing in a shape of a "balloon dog"?
Like tf you want?
by Zalo_r November 3, 2025
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Valeur

The French word for Value,

Crazy right? let me guess you met some bitchass fucker named Valeur searched it up on urban because you had to know what cringy word it is?
well it just Value in french
Fr**nch: Bonjour, pouvez-vous me dire la valeur de cela ?
Sigma Chad Mango 67 Skibidi (me): ewwwww FRENCH EWWW
by Zalo_r September 3, 2025
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lil godd

the BEST white rapper out there, so he fucking good chat
He made the Daisy Song! (a remix of it)

Daisy! Daisy! give me your answer too!! I'm little crazy!!!
it so good chat!!
ANd right now he making a 67 song!!
I WILl SING THE 6 7 SOONGG!!!
God I LOVE Lil godd he so lil with godd
anyone who hates him should have their own bladder popped like a air balloon as their own fucking urine mixes with their own body, and instead of dying this weird combination of piss and human organs creates some weird ass mutation where your entire body including your organs became the colur of fucking LIME, and you gain 2 eyes!
Lil godd is better than EVER SINGLE RAPPER THERE EVER WILL OR EVER WAS
fuck you Jay z, fuck you Jaden Smith, fuck you G easy, and fuck YOU!
this is why goku solos btw
Wimpy simp (who doesn't get women and has small pp(: ugh! lil godd suck!
Me (sigma chad based who hates women but gets hot women) : BOII WHAT YOU SAAY ABT LIL GRODD YOU FUCKING DIRTY

sybau
by Zalo_r September 22, 2025
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1 girl 1 knife

a girl useing a kitchen knife to masturbate, yeah there really no way into sugarcoating it

the girl is literally useing the sharp point of a KITCHEN knife to "Pleasure" herself, Luckily, (maybe) there no blood, just a stupid girl recording at a weird angle as she puts a knife to her pussy, might be fake now that I think about it but than again I cant really tell
HEY! WATCH THIS KEWL VIDEO?
huh?
*shows 1 girl 1 knife* (man fuck you how am I suppose to make a good way to add 1 girl 1 fucking knife into a sentence, I'll like to see you try better)
ew.
by Zalo_r November 5, 2025
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My Mother Ate fries

Stupid ass TikTok meme
falls under the same scale of

67 (OHHH 67!!!! 67!!! 67!!!! ay SIX SEVEN)
or Mango
Or mustard
but like this time it from Everybody hates Chris!
Video: Bla bla bla bla bla bla Fries bla bla bla

*REWIND*
Video: Bla bla bla bla bla bla **FRIES** bla bla bla

My Mother Ate fries
by Zalo_r September 3, 2025
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