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Lazy Jackass

Me not givin u a defination w bad spelling mistakes and shity grammer is wat lazy Jackass is
Lazy Jackass by Zalo_r October 13, 2025

Bolt from the blue 

YEah it me again, hi!
now you may be thinking huh? but you just mention this thing from that thing you just talked about

and to that I say fuck you,

a bolt from the blue is when lighting strikes but there is a single cloud in the sky,
it one of those stupid shit that somehow happen that doesn't make sense. like "ball lighting"
which is when somehow a lighting ball is legit just walking by, it sounds fucking crazy but it true,
yooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I just saw lighting but there ain't no cloud in the sky cuh
that a Bolt from the blue
Bolt from the blue by Zalo_r October 1, 2025

Petit Tube 

a website that uses some Javas script or smt, that scan YOUTUBE videos that barely have any views whatsoever and shows you said videos, with this website you can see all the boring video that nobody cares about and barely even have 20 views!

In this website you can easily find
gaming video
kids recording themselves

shitty songs
people just recording the most random of shit with graphic lowers than 144p
and rarely and I mean rarely, video you reload, You might, just might be able to find some creepy/illegal video of some jackass recording a "fetus" in a trash can, or "cheese pizza" (which if you don't know is child porn by the way) that wasn't been decated by the YouTube guidelines,

but your chances of getting one of those video are about as slim as getting struck by lighting on a day that there isn't a single cloud in the sky, which is a real thing and is called "Bolt from the blue"
Hey do you know about Petit Tube?
Yeah it kinda cool I guess but there no point of it
Petit Tube by Zalo_r October 1, 2025

lil godd 

the BEST white rapper out there, so he fucking good chat
He made the Daisy Song! (a remix of it)

Daisy! Daisy! give me your answer too!! I'm little crazy!!!
it so good chat!!
ANd right now he making a 67 song!!
I WILl SING THE 6 7 SOONGG!!!
God I LOVE Lil godd he so lil with godd
anyone who hates him should have their own bladder popped like a air balloon as their own fucking urine mixes with their own body, and instead of dying this weird combination of piss and human organs creates some weird ass mutation where your entire body including your organs became the colur of fucking LIME, and you gain 2 eyes!
Lil godd is better than EVER SINGLE RAPPER THERE EVER WILL OR EVER WAS
fuck you Jay z, fuck you Jaden Smith, fuck you G easy, and fuck YOU!
this is why goku solos btw
Wimpy simp (who doesn't get women and has small pp(: ugh! lil godd suck!
Me (sigma chad based who hates women but gets hot women) : BOII WHAT YOU SAAY ABT LIL GRODD YOU FUCKING DIRTY

sybau
lil godd by Zalo_r September 22, 2025

Jujutsu Beatdown 

basically another one of those stupid jjk Roblox games that try to keep up with the popularity of jujutsu shenanigans

Jujutsu beatdown tries to be special with those fuckass rails that people use to run, it has air combos and sliding and drop kicks which okay I don't mind

But if you gonna have rails than like fuck you, I wanna kill that guy but he keep RUNNING!

I don't hate the game, however the problem is they try too much and they wanna be something they aren't,

they add random shit, they have double jumps so you can downslam, they have sliding, they have rail attacks, it just dumb
Jujutsu Beatdown by Zalo_r September 22, 2025

Dragonswipe 

weird niche drawing that some dumb kid made that isn't really popular but you should have seen it back in the fresh days of the internet
Dragonswipe
Dragonswipe by Zalo_r September 18, 2025

labubu guy

Duhhh the labubu guy is joe bartolozzi!

The labubu guy!!!! Yoo whooo!! it a labubu!!!!

But real talk, the Labubu guy is a tiktoker, who sounds like Joe bartolozzi but actually isn't, you've seen him around. if you know Joe than you know who this guy is
this trend is used to rage bait Joe bartolozzi it follows the same trend as

I've been in the hills and Joe is dead

is it funny?
fuck yeah?
it the labubu guy chats!
hey guys!! you've been in the hills fucking dudes?
67 67 67 67???? ahhahahaa
labubu guy by Zalo_r September 18, 2025