Definitions by Zak Zennii
fraudulink
A link on a web page that leads to an advertiser instead of what it says it leads to. These are obscenely common on TGP sites, often linking the user not to more pictures similar to the thumbnail, like you'd expect, but instead, to another TGP or paysite.
fraudulink by Zak Zennii March 31, 2007
metaprejudice
Being prejudiced against prejudiced people.
Kinda like how metadata is data about data, metaprejudice is prejudice about prejudice.
Kinda like how metadata is data about data, metaprejudice is prejudice about prejudice.
Alice: Girl, I could kill all of these racist bastatrds, I hate them so much.
Barb: Your metaprejudice is showing.
Barb: Your metaprejudice is showing.
metaprejudice by Zak Zennii September 27, 2006
Christmahanakwanzayule
An even more multi-cultural version of Christmahanakwanzakah, so as not to exclude the Pagans who celebrate Yule.
(Christmas) (Hanukkah) (Kwanza) (Yule) All rolled into one big celebration.
(Christmas) (Hanukkah) (Kwanza) (Yule) All rolled into one big celebration.
Alice: Merry Christmahanakwanzayule!
Bob: Huh?
Alice: Well, I don't know which holiday you celebrate, and I didn't want to offend you.
Bob: Oh. Merry Christmahanakwanzayule to you too!
Bob: Huh?
Alice: Well, I don't know which holiday you celebrate, and I didn't want to offend you.
Bob: Oh. Merry Christmahanakwanzayule to you too!
Christmahanakwanzayule by Zak Zennii August 1, 2006
turnpike dance
The way people drive on the Pennsylvania Turnpike, characterized by rapidly switching form lane to lane, passing large gropus of cars or mack trucks at a time, all to keep up the desired cruising speed of 75 to 90 Mph.
This is not to be confused with weaving, or reckless driving, because it doesn't result in accidents, and doesn't involve cutting people off.
This is not to be confused with weaving, or reckless driving, because it doesn't result in accidents, and doesn't involve cutting people off.
Bryan: (Lives near Pittsburgh): Dude, wanna go hang out and hit Kennywood this weekend?
Zak: (Lives near Harrisburg): Yeah. Looks like I'll be doing the turnpike dance tonight!
Zak: (Lives near Harrisburg): Yeah. Looks like I'll be doing the turnpike dance tonight!
turnpike dance by Zak Zennii July 30, 2006
robo-shuffle
The way one walks when on a third plateau dxm dose, characterized by slow, jerky shuffling of feet across the floor.
So-called because movements can seem robotic, and this state is often achieved through high doses of Robitussin™.
So-called because movements can seem robotic, and this state is often achieved through high doses of Robitussin™.
robo-shuffle by Zak Zennii May 9, 2006
mac-a-licious
1. Grape iMacs are mac-a-licious.
2. iPods are mac-a-licious.
3. Attractive people walking around with iPods are mac-a-licious.
4. Apple's intel-based machines are NOT mac-a-licious.
2. iPods are mac-a-licious.
3. Attractive people walking around with iPods are mac-a-licious.
4. Apple's intel-based machines are NOT mac-a-licious.
mac-a-licious by Zak Zennii January 7, 2006
you'nz
Contraction of You and Ones, Similar in usage and definition to y'all, but local to south-western Pennsylvania, including Pittsburgh.
Alternate spellings:
younze
younz
yins
yinz
youn'z
Alternate spellings:
younze
younz
yins
yinz
youn'z
you'nz by Zak Zennii August 18, 2005