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robo-shuffle

The way one walks when on a third plateau dxm dose, characterized by slow, jerky shuffling of feet across the floor.
So-called because movements can seem robotic, and this state is often achieved through high doses of Robitussin™.
Jon was dexing so hard he did the robo-shuffle.
by Zak Zennii May 9, 2006
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PA

Abbreviation for Pennsylvania.
The individual letters are pronounced seperately, not mixed like a word.
I won't be back from Pittsburgh PA until tuesday.
by Zak Zennii August 10, 2005
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metaprejudice

Being prejudiced against prejudiced people.
Kinda like how metadata is data about data, metaprejudice is prejudice about prejudice.
Alice: Girl, I could kill all of these racist bastatrds, I hate them so much.
Barb: Your metaprejudice is showing.
by Zak Zennii September 27, 2006
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Christmahanakwanzayule

An even more multi-cultural version of Christmahanakwanzakah, so as not to exclude the Pagans who celebrate Yule.
(Christmas) (Hanukkah) (Kwanza) (Yule) All rolled into one big celebration.
Alice: Merry Christmahanakwanzayule!
Bob: Huh?
Alice: Well, I don't know which holiday you celebrate, and I didn't want to offend you.
Bob: Oh. Merry Christmahanakwanzayule to you too!
by Zak Zennii August 1, 2006
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ridiculous

A pot-pipe with so many parts strung together that it classifies as a Rube Goldberg machine.

A ridiculous must be at least 12" (30cm) from the bowl to the mouthpiece.
Jon spent ten minutes assembling the ridiculous before we could smoke.
by Zak Zennii August 10, 2005
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turnpike dance

The way people drive on the Pennsylvania Turnpike, characterized by rapidly switching form lane to lane, passing large gropus of cars or mack trucks at a time, all to keep up the desired cruising speed of 75 to 90 Mph.

This is not to be confused with weaving, or reckless driving, because it doesn't result in accidents, and doesn't involve cutting people off.
Bryan: (Lives near Pittsburgh): Dude, wanna go hang out and hit Kennywood this weekend?
Zak: (Lives near Harrisburg): Yeah. Looks like I'll be doing the turnpike dance tonight!
by Zak Zennii July 30, 2006
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Pagan Standard Time

(Also abbreviated P.S.T)

1. Fashionably late
2. (when preceded by a definite hour) Within half an hour or so of.
1. Don't worry, Dave will be here, he's on Pagan Standard Time.
2. We'll be holding our Samhain Ritual at 8:00 Pagan Standard time.
by Zak Zennii August 10, 2005
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