Zak Zennii's definitions

fraudulink

A link on a web page that leads to an advertiser instead of what it says it leads to. These are obscenely common on TGP sites, often linking the user not to more pictures similar to the thumbnail, like you'd expect, but instead, to another TGP or paysite.

I tired to click on the thumbnail of an amazing hottie, but it was just another damned fraudulink.

by Zak Zennii March 31, 2007

metaprejudice

Being prejudiced against prejudiced people.
Kinda like how metadata is data about data, metaprejudice is prejudice about prejudice.

Alice: Girl, I could kill all of these racist bastatrds, I hate them so much.
Barb: Your metaprejudice is showing.

by Zak Zennii September 27, 2006

Christmahanakwanzayule

An even more multi-cultural version of Christmahanakwanzakah, so as not to exclude the Pagans who celebrate Yule.
(Christmas) (Hanukkah) (Kwanza) (Yule) All rolled into one big celebration.

Alice: Merry Christmahanakwanzayule!
Bob: Huh?
Alice: Well, I don't know which holiday you celebrate, and I didn't want to offend you.
Bob: Oh. Merry Christmahanakwanzayule to you too!

by Zak Zennii August 1, 2006

turnpike dance

The way people drive on the Pennsylvania Turnpike, characterized by rapidly switching form lane to lane, passing large gropus of cars or mack trucks at a time, all to keep up the desired cruising speed of 75 to 90 Mph.

This is not to be confused with weaving, or reckless driving, because it doesn't result in accidents, and doesn't involve cutting people off.

Bryan: (Lives near Pittsburgh): Dude, wanna go hang out and hit Kennywood this weekend?
Zak: (Lives near Harrisburg): Yeah. Looks like I'll be doing the turnpike dance tonight!

by Zak Zennii July 30, 2006

robo-shuffle

The way one walks when on a third plateau dxm dose, characterized by slow, jerky shuffling of feet across the floor.
So-called because movements can seem robotic, and this state is often achieved through high doses of Robitussin™.

Jon was dexing so hard he did the robo-shuffle.

by Zak Zennii May 9, 2006

mac-a-licious

An adjective to describe any of truly wonderful thing from Apple.

1. Grape iMacs are mac-a-licious.
2. iPods are mac-a-licious.
3. Attractive people walking around with iPods are mac-a-licious.

4. Apple's intel-based machines are NOT mac-a-licious.

by Zak Zennii January 7, 2006

you'nz

Contraction of You and Ones, Similar in usage and definition to y'all, but local to south-western Pennsylvania, including Pittsburgh.

Alternate spellings:
younze
younz
yins
yinz
youn'z

Are you'nz gonna ride rollercoasters at Kennywood?

by Zak Zennii August 18, 2005