Zach G.'s definitions

Ernest Goes To Jail

A criitical failure in movie history.

"The movie is over."
"Oh really? How'd it do?"
"Exit polls resulted that is was equal to Ernest Goes to Jail."
"Oh really? Send them my Congratulations."
"Dave, Ernest Goes To Jail was a critical failure."
"No way! That movie rocked!"
"Dave..."
"OK, send them my condolences."

by Zach G. December 6, 2003

Florida

Land of many old people.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???Whadyahsay, sonny?

by Zach G. October 28, 2003

Muchacho

A 'spanish' phrase I am yet to hear any latin person say. Similar to gagta talk.

"Hi, Muchacho."
"Whas crackalackin' my homie G?"

by Zach G. December 3, 2003

American Pie

A timeless song by Don McLean, which was soiled when some horny bastards made a movie that disgraces it.

I'm listening to American Pie now!

by Zach G. January 20, 2004

porksmith

A person who shapes and makes a living out of pork.

The porksmith made me a sandwich.

by Zach G. October 28, 2003

short survey

An annoying link, a BIG lie, and hypnotic text, all in one!

Must... not... click...

by Zach G. October 31, 2003

homestah wunna

How homestar runner says homestar runner.

Oh hello. Stong Bahd could not be hewa today. My name is Homestah Wunna. Now, please take out your numbah 2 pencils, and lets begin.

by Zach G. November 12, 2003