Definitions by Zach G.

PBS 

A television show that interupts quality programming to get you pledge money for the "Jenkins McCoy" Foundation.

And if you call in the next 10 minutes, we'll give you this sporty PBS tote bag, good for all occasions!!

PBS by Zach G. December 6, 2003

Ernest Goes To Jail 

A criitical failure in movie history.

"The movie is over."
"Oh really? How'd it do?"
"Exit polls resulted that is was equal to Ernest Goes to Jail."
"Oh really? Send them my Congratulations."
"Dave, Ernest Goes To Jail was a critical failure."
"No way! That movie rocked!"
"Dave..."
"OK, send them my condolences."

Ernest Goes To Jail by Zach G. December 6, 2003

777 

A number luckier than 77, but not as lucky as 7777.

Ok, one last try... 7,7,7!!!
Woo! I won the jackpot!!!!!!!!!!

777 by Zach G. December 6, 2003

Squeeze Willy 

Yet another spoof of the phrase "Free Willy", this one was thought of about 30 seconds ago.

Squeeze Willy. It feels like a sponge!

Squeeze Willy by Zach G. December 6, 2003

crepes 

Thin, pancake-like french pastries that go good with fruit and whipped cream.

"I'm making craypes."
"Its pronounced crepes."
"Whatever."

crepes by Zach G. December 5, 2003

Dictionary too full 

A phrase used to describe a dictionary that is too big to be carried around and must be on a cart or in digital form.

The Urban DICTIONARY TOO FULL.

Dictionary too full by Zach G. December 3, 2003

procrastinate 

To be incredibly lazy, or similar to me.

Why is pprocrastination so important:
I'll tell you later.

procrastinate by Zach G. December 3, 2003