the gender classification of transgender individuals with ambiguous sexual characteristics leaning more towards that of a female
Jamie Lee Curtis was born a FERM, but she had her penis removed and now she's married to Christopher Guest.
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Get the Black Eyed Peas mug.1) An ugly guy that male metro-sexuals hang out with to increase their chances of getting laid.
(Unlike hot girls' relationship with their respective ooks, guys are emotionless, vigilant sexual pragmatists, who don't really care if the oonk gets laid or not, therefore, oonk has two connotations.
2) A (optionally) ugly or pathetic guy that fiercely heterosexual, albeit socially inept and sexually underexperienced hang out with to make fun of in front of girls, because, in their warped minds, they think that girls like assholes, and they will get laid. Certain girls do like assholes, but they think that guys who pretend to be assholes to get laid and are truly decent people are fucking pathetic, and no matter how empty they themselves are, they are true. That's pathetic.
(Unlike hot girls' relationship with their respective ooks, guys are emotionless, vigilant sexual pragmatists, who don't really care if the oonk gets laid or not, therefore, oonk has two connotations.
2) A (optionally) ugly or pathetic guy that fiercely heterosexual, albeit socially inept and sexually underexperienced hang out with to make fun of in front of girls, because, in their warped minds, they think that girls like assholes, and they will get laid. Certain girls do like assholes, but they think that guys who pretend to be assholes to get laid and are truly decent people are fucking pathetic, and no matter how empty they themselves are, they are true. That's pathetic.
Jake: Fuck that kid, he's just our oonk, you know.
Sally: Wow, you're so brilliant.
Jake: Suck me.
Sally: No. Okay. You look like my daddy *slurp slurp*.
Hateful...so hateful...
Sally: Wow, you're so brilliant.
Jake: Suck me.
Sally: No. Okay. You look like my daddy *slurp slurp*.
Hateful...so hateful...
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Something you yell out when, at a house party populated predominately by white, overprivleged suburbanities, a fat naked guy douses himself in coke and jumps into the pool from the roof of the boathouse, a jocky guy jugs a beer, smashes on his forehead and lets loose a roid-rage scream, & somebody throws on Simple Plan or Blink or some gay shit like that and the white neo-hippie topless girls start doing that swaying, soulless, arythmic white hippie mope-dancing thing - and not particularly in that order.
"When Pierre Bouvier showed up, I knew it was time to yell 'It's white party time.' Too bad he ended up fucking my boyfriend." - Some girl
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