Zach Block's definitions

ass job

Kissing of the anus.

Give me an ass job, baby, I'll make ya famous!

by Zach Block June 14, 2005

Bojabs

(noun)
Bullshit, a big lie, nonsense.

That's some bojabs.

by Zach Block April 26, 2004

Unfuck

The opposite of fucking someone, the act of unfucking someone.

"Why is fuck you such a bad thing to say to a person. You should say unfuck you." -- Lenny Bruce, a man

by Zach Block June 11, 2004

Flimshaw

(noun)
Nonsense, balderdash, poppycock.

I say flimshaw to that, good sir.

by Zach Block April 26, 2004

nosejob

Often an inadvertant side effect of giving a blowjob: which causes a high pressure blast of semen to come out through the nose.

I remember my first blowjob like it was just yesterday. I shot my load in the back of my ex-girlfriend's throat, and ended up giving her a nosejob. She became a Lesbian shortly after that.

by Zach Block June 14, 2005

ferm

the gender classification of transgender individuals with ambiguous sexual characteristics leaning more towards that of a female

Jamie Lee Curtis was born a FERM, but she had her penis removed and now she's married to Christopher Guest.

by Zach Block June 14, 2005

Black Eyed Peas

Bullets, ammo, things you fire from a gun.

"...and I get served with some Black Eyed Peas tomorrow?" - Chrissy: Sopranos

by Zach Block January 17, 2005