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Definitions by Zach Block

doing a 64 

Bobby: Have a nice night.

Timmy: You won't be a nice night unless I do a 64.

Bobby: What about an 11?

Timmy: Yeah, that's great...first the 10, then the 1 with the re-semen.

Bobby: What's re-semen.

Timmy: Why don't you look it up on UD?

Bobby: Why don't you go fuck yourself.
doing a 64 by Zach Block June 14, 2005
1) An ugly guy that male metro-sexuals hang out with to increase their chances of getting laid.

(Unlike hot girls' relationship with their respective ooks, guys are emotionless, vigilant sexual pragmatists, who don't really care if the oonk gets laid or not, therefore, oonk has two connotations.

2) A (optionally) ugly or pathetic guy that fiercely heterosexual, albeit socially inept and sexually underexperienced hang out with to make fun of in front of girls, because, in their warped minds, they think that girls like assholes, and they will get laid. Certain girls do like assholes, but they think that guys who pretend to be assholes to get laid and are truly decent people are fucking pathetic, and no matter how empty they themselves are, they are true. That's pathetic.
Jake: Fuck that kid, he's just our oonk, you know.

Sally: Wow, you're so brilliant.

Jake: Suck me.

Sally: No. Okay. You look like my daddy *slurp slurp*.

Hateful...so hateful...
oonk by Zach Block June 14, 2005
The gender classification for transgender individuals with ambiguous sexual characteristics, though leaning slightly towards masculine characteristics.
I've got testicles inside my labia. I must me a merm!
merm by Zach Block June 14, 2005
the gender classification of transgender individuals with ambiguous sexual characteristics leaning more towards that of a female
Jamie Lee Curtis was born a FERM, but she had her penis removed and now she's married to Christopher Guest.
ferm by Zach Block June 14, 2005

diggily diggily 

I was all like diggily diggily, byatch.
diggily diggily by Zach Block June 14, 2005
An exclamation connoting elation over a success or personal triumph of some kind, which was coined by the actor Seth Green, in 1992, in a Wendy's commercial - after which it spiraled off into existence becoming one of the more hackeneyed expressions of the 90s.
Bob: So, I got the murderer off and he paid my retainer balance. Cha-ching!
Cha-Ching by Zach Block June 13, 2005

Black Eyed Peas 

Bullets, ammo, things you fire from a gun.
"...and I get served with some Black Eyed Peas tomorrow?" - Chrissy: Sopranos
Black Eyed Peas by Zach Block January 17, 2005