142 definitions by Zach G.

Funk Doctor

Someone who fix your groove, funk, and/or moves.

J is the funk doctor for the Dance Place.

by Zach G. October 28, 2003

procrastinate

To be incredibly lazy, or similar to me.

Why is pprocrastination so important:
I'll tell you later.

by Zach G. December 4, 2003

eBay

Where I got AOL discs for only 10 cents!

Thanks Mike!!

by Zach G. November 28, 2003

867-5309

Jennys number in the famous Tommy Tutone song.

I got it! I got it!!!

by Zach G. January 2, 2004

one eyed trouser snake

synonym for penis.

by Zach G. November 8, 2003

IFOCE

The International federation of competitive eating.

The IFOCE kicks ASS!

by Zach G. November 21, 2003

Ding

A magic word that somehow puts award ribbons on pumpkins.

Last place. Ding!
Worst place. Ding!
Down with second to last place. ding.

by Zach G. November 8, 2003