benerism

Bloody hell. Benerisms. I have a lot of experience in that area. I seem to be one of the lucky lucky few that have been benerised. Ever had the experience of writing a three letter word, then being chased around a room about 200 times by a big hairy red thing (a haggis?) wielding a roll of blue paper. That paper hurts. A lot. Well, if you have you have been audience to a benerism!

me: I dont like the colour orange
ben: GRARGHARGABAHRAD!!!!
*chase ensues in which I sustain many flesh wounds*
me: ok ben calm yourself,..
ben: MOOOHASA!!!!

by Zero July 30, 2004

Tip Rat

Someone who lives in Dunmore.
Someone who lives near a tip/dump.

Get lost TIP RAT

by Zero July 24, 2003

fnv

prei in de vuilniszak

by zero September 02, 2003

pervecy

Pervecy- the art of being a pervert. Originally devised by one perticuarly perverted girl, it has become standard lingo in many circles. pervecy is also used in conversations in which words such as wanking or fucking a donkey are inapropriate.

Perverted Girl: what did you dream about last night?
You: giant flying bananas. you?
Perverted Girl: Themed sex with a whip
You: sheer pervecy.

by Zero July 28, 2004

rondey kinging

to beat the shit out of someone

I'm going to rodney king your ass

by zero September 29, 2004

education

1:An excuse to make life more misrable by the goverment

2:What most of us need

3:An excuse by the goverment to enslave us in a 8-12 hour prison with a bitchy dictating teacher to teach us crap and mistreat us so we are misrable, become barbarians, and so they can brain control us so we become "Sufisticated"
people.

Enslavement and embarrasment to the children labor laws. They don't even pay us when we are kids and in school.

by Zero February 20, 2004

dook

When beating another in a game of Starcraft or any other online game. Or being d00ked, as in being killed or owned or screwed in more ways than one.

1. Man, you just d00ked him.
2. He's d00king that guy so badly.
3. We just got d00ked.

by Zero April 08, 2003