Seagull Management

The type of business where your boss hovers around the office, takes the good ideas for himself/herself, and shits on every other idea you have.
I'm tired of this seagull management! I want to be able to use my OWN ideas for MYSELF.
by Zak April 30, 2003
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by Zak March 29, 2003
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candiru

a small parasitic catfish native to the amazon, that typically feeds off the blood of other fish. However is attracted to urine and has been known to swim up the vagina/penis/anus of nude bathers in the amazon river. Once inside a human host it extends spines on its back lodging it firmly in place where removal is possible through extremly painful surgery, amputation of the organ or the use of herbal medicines that can dissolve the parasite.
I'm never pissing in the Amazon cuz I don't want a candiru to swim up my urethra.
by Zak January 14, 2005
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Roger Moore

A piss-poor James Bond. Is a horrible actor, and maybe the fact that he had to follow the allmighty Sean Connery who is my favorite actor and who is one bad motherfucker. Cockney rhyming slang for whore
He's a fookin' Roger Moore!
by Zak January 22, 2004
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Super Jew

Someone who emphasizes on their Jewish religion in life and other things.
That Rabbi Mordechai is one helluva Super Jew!
by Zak June 05, 2003
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PRAIRIE DOGGING

When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
"What's with everyone prarie dogging when I scream here???"
by Zak May 03, 2003
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Percussive Maintenance

The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
The server's down...nothing a little percussive maintenance can't fix...
by Zak May 30, 2003
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