ZACH's definitions

the mad pirate

When a male shoots his load in a female's eye. And immediately following the ejaculation, the male kicks her in the shin. She then hops around, holding her eye as if she was a pirate. Bonus points are given to those males who get their females who say "YARRRR".

Dude, I just gave babygurl the mad pirate. I didn't get the bonus, but I'll try again next time.

by Zach October 6, 2006

Axe Handle

To acquire the least of; pleading loss of; ignorance or absence of duty

Well I'm afraid I'm going to have to take the axe handle on this one.

by Zach April 13, 2004

prairie chicken

to display ones scrotum (aka teabag) through the zipper of his heans letting the ballsac drop out of the pants.

by Zach September 23, 2003

cherry time bomb

When a girl is on her birth control and knows the exact date of her period. Instead of wearing a tampon, she times the release of her period and sticks her bloody vagina on her boyfriend's face while he's sleeping.

Did you hear about Aaron getting the cherry time bomb from his girlfriend last weekend? Talk about kinky.

by Zach November 9, 2007

twist

a girlfriend.

Hey, how bout us and our twists go party and drink some bub.

by zach June 17, 2003

musicified

means to get into ans listen to good music like rock

have you heard of audioslave?
no.
you need to get MUSICIFIED.

by zach December 9, 2004

rack

to hit your groin on somthing.

David racked himself.

by ZACH April 11, 2003