ZACH's definitions

the mad pirate

When a male shoots his load in a female's eye. And immediately following the ejaculation, the male kicks her in the shin. She then hops around, holding her eye as if she was a pirate. Bonus points are given to those males who get their females who say "YARRRR".

Dude, I just gave babygurl the mad pirate. I didn't get the bonus, but I'll try again next time.

by Zach October 6, 2006

cokemuff

Cokemuff is one of those words that you just know the definition. Some people think its a vagina that you snort coke out of. Others think is a muffin with cocaine on it. Yet others just think it's cokemuff.

That was an interesting cokemuff.

by Zach March 24, 2004

buto

"The Buto"-When you get done eating out a chick or banging her, you then mop up the pussy juice with your hand and slap the girl or somebody in the face.

When Alex got done banging Kaycee, he buto'd her and then made her suck his D.

by Zach April 4, 2005

ImWithShannon

What you can say when any asian male asks you to come race. You know that Arman's car is fast, and that he beat Big Tony, but let's be honest...You're with Shannon.

Asian Male - Yo dawg, cum out to tha racez tonight, aight?

John Doe - I can't bro.

Asian Male - Why not?!?!?!

John Doe - I'm with Shannon.

by Zach January 5, 2004

sexuopostintoxicism

n: The performance of sexual favors at the fulfillment of the demand that the receiving party drink themselves retarded.

Its not my fault, that bitch made me drinkee...I don't have to stand for it, that's sexuopostintoxicism. Im gonna call the police and sue her, you fucking guy. You do not ask dumb questions...you know damn right.

by zach May 10, 2004

klib

1. A kick ass band
2. noun

Klib is one kick ass band and i love them.

by zach June 20, 2004

pocorn

a yummy delicious snack for "scary movies"

while i was watchin freddy vs jason i ate me some popcorn

by zach January 16, 2004