Definitions by Z. Tenao

Amish marmalade 

smegma (male or female, doesn't matter)

I haven't taken a shower for a week, so I got some Amish marmalade happenin' down there.

Amish marmalade by Z. Tenao December 6, 2011

Chub-on

noun. Any substance used to facilitate an erection (e.g., Viagra).

Shit, it's my wife's birthday. Hope I still got some Chub-on in the medicine cabinet.

Chub-on by Z. Tenao December 6, 2011