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Niggastani

Someone who is of African and Pakistani origin. Hence, the term "Niggastani" is coined for such a person
Atheel: Ahmed looks a bit too black bruh. Who is he?
Zayn: He a niggastani dawg

Coco bottom

Refers to a black (Sub-Saharan descent) male bottom. The "coco" can also be a reference to the shit excreted from a homosexual man's asshole. This is considered a delicacy among homosexuals. They often risk getting HIV/AIDS and Monkeypox just to savor the flavors of the smooth, vomit-inducing, and often malodorous shit that seeps through their blown out holes.
Clearly gay guy: I'm so tired of this community's shaming of me I will-
Daquan: Man, I'm tired of your coco bottom taking up space in this conversation

Halal cheating 

It is when a Muslim man gets a secret wife without the permission of his first wife (In Islam, polygyny is allowed). In moralistic terms, this is considered cheating, but it is considered "permissible" in Islam. Hence, you may cheat without the permission of your first wife, as long as you're doing it the halal way!
Married woman: I just learned that my husband had another wife behind my back for 12 years! I feel so crushed. Was I not enough?
Sister: *sighs* Poor woman, you just caught him halal cheating.

Nihonsplain 

Explaining something that is so bizarre and beyond rationality (subjective of course) that the only way to explain it is by saying "It's just Japan dude."
Tyrone Asmar: Yo bruh I be sick and tired of dis shiii. I don't want nobody to nihonsplain dis shit to me bruuuuh.

Jimmy McRoyale: It's just Japan dude.
Nihonsplain by Your wife's step-bro December 21, 2023
Currently, it is an unofficial term meant for women who are cisgendered, but they face oppression for being lesbians. In terms of intersectionality, they occupy a position of privilege higher than trans-women, and this higher position of privilege is used against cisbians quite often; with phrases like "check your privilege, cisgender." Trans-women tend to have an addiction and thirst to this kind of woman, and they would become slightly violent if they do not conquer her. Interestingly, the "Madonna-Whore Complex" would become observable from trans-women's angry lashings at cisbians.
Queer Folx GenderQueer teacher: So, Sally you have to understand that even though you are shunned by society for being a lesbian; you are still privileged!
Sally: Why?
Queer Folx GenderQueer teacher: It is because you are a cisbian silly!
In a normal world, they would be called lesbians, but this isn't a normal world.

In my other class, I taught you that TERF meant True Earnest Real Females, but they are also called trans-exclusionary radical feminists. A terfbian is a woman who only wants women without dicks. Basically super lesbian.
Strange screeching orc: AAFQU@IOEJWQOIHWSHDFDHJ
Normal human: Google translate, what is it saying?

Google Translate: I HATE TERFBIANS SO MUCH, I'M GETTING TRIGGERRREEEEED.

People of Other Genders 

Its acronym is poog

People who go by other genders rather than male and female
A sane blue-haired creature : I SPEAK TODAY TO ALL OF MY PEOPLE OF OTHER GENDERS / POOG . WE HAVE BEEN OPPRESSED BY SOCIETY TO LIVE AND DIE ON TWITTER. WE WILL MARCH AND DESTROY FASCIST REPUBLICANS. WE WILL THEN CONQUER AMERICA TO MAKE A QUEER FRIENDLY SOCIETY FOR ALL LGBTQIAP2S+ PEOPLE.

Wine mom: How nice.