Definitions by Your non-existing friend

BOOTIFUL WANDA 

WANDA IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND THE BEST CHARACTER IN THE WHOLE MARVEL UNIVERSSSSSS
ELIZABETH OLSEN AS ACTOR OF WANDA

Say this out loud: <<SUPER WANDA VISION>>

Me: BOOTIFUL WANDA IS MY IDOl

BOOTIFUL WANDA by Your non-existing friend May 6, 2022

Bullshit 

1. When people say random shit to your face
2. Lies

3. One might say: I'm allergic to peoples bullshit

a random loser: OMG WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOUR BOYFRIEND R*PED ME LAST NIGHT!!!
You: *Realizes you don't have a boyfriend*
You: THAT'S COMPLETE BULLSHIT

Bullshit by Your non-existing friend May 4, 2022

Don't care + didn't ask 

This sentence is used when someone/somebody gives you useless information

You: *Seriously talking about the project and the answers*
Partner: Hey, did you know that Bryan has a girlfriend
You (POV): dosn't know who the fuck is Brian
You: Don't care + didn't ask
Partner: *Gasp

Don't care + didn't ask by Your non-existing friend April 25, 2022

Bitch 

A non-human who is extra and fights with you over little things for example your sibling was supposed to do the dishes but he/she told you to do it but it was your sibling who was supposed to do it and then he/she tries to blackmail you to do the dishes. A Bitch is also a person who is rude to you for no fucking reason and be like "yOuR sUcH a BiTcH" so don't be like and they are like Karens %50 so if you see a bitch, smack them in the face.

You: *litteraly finds a lost dog and takes it to the police station*
Bitch: Omg how dare you steal a dog from someone
You: I'm-
Bitch: I'm calling the sheriff *dials number*
You: smack her and breaks her phone*
Bitch: Nooooo (falls to the ground + tries to call for help)
You: Get a life you some of a Bitch

Bitch by Your non-existing friend April 25, 2022

Gold Digger

It's mostly girls but it's when your "girlfriend" or "boyfriend" is only dating you for money. They will ask you for your credit card and they go waste hundreds of dollars on stuff in a mall and they may also cheat on you. They take money out of your bank account and they may scream at you or leave you when you get fired or lose a job.

Gold digger: Hey babe~
Bf: hi
Gold digger: Can I take your credit card babe?
Bf: Why?
Gold digger: Wdym? I am going to go shopping
Bf: U literally went shopping yesterday

Gold Digger by Your non-existing friend April 20, 2022

Traitor 

When your friend stabs you in the back by doing an act that you don't want to happen. He or She is also a bitch and a fake friend so don't make friends or else you will end up like this and have a sad life. Also traitors don't talk to you that much and ask you for help on a text/exam or ask you for money of something. If you think one of your friends is a traitor then this whole definition describes their personality.

You: *hanging out with real friends in the cafeteria*
Traitor: Hey umm your (name) right? Can I borrow $500 dollars because I need it to buy a laptop for "school"
You: (POV: Bruh get a job)

Traitor by Your non-existing friend April 20, 2022

Lesbian 

- A type of s3x
- When a non-man/woman/girl has a crush on or likes another non-man/woman/girl.
- Some people or families do not support those people who are lesbian because they think that it is disgusting and it is forbidden in their religion.
- LGBTQ+ also don't tell ur parents because if they find out, they will kick you out of the house so as soon as u marry someone, break up with him and have a life with ur gf

Girl: *makes out with gf in bedroom
Parents: *walk in
Girl* gasp
Parents and girl w/gf: Argue
Parents: *kicks out girl
Girl* mom i'm sorry that i am lesbian pls don't do this

Creator: This gives me Kakegurui Anime vibes

Lesbian by Your non-existing friend April 19, 2022