10 definitions by Your non-existing friend
WANDA IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND THE BEST CHARACTER IN THE WHOLE MARVEL UNIVERSSSSSS
ELIZABETH OLSEN AS ACTOR OF WANDA
Say this out loud: <<SUPER WANDA VISION>>
ELIZABETH OLSEN AS ACTOR OF WANDA
Say this out loud: <<SUPER WANDA VISION>>
Me: BOOTIFUL WANDA IS MY IDOl
by Your non-existing friend May 6, 2022
1. When people say random shit to your face
2. Lies
3. One might say: I'm allergic to peoples bullshit
2. Lies
3. One might say: I'm allergic to peoples bullshit
a random loser: OMG WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOUR BOYFRIEND R*PED ME LAST NIGHT!!!
You: *Realizes you don't have a boyfriend*
You: THAT'S COMPLETE BULLSHIT
You: *Realizes you don't have a boyfriend*
You: THAT'S COMPLETE BULLSHIT
by Your non-existing friend May 4, 2022
- A type of s3x
- When a non-man/woman/girl has a crush on or likes another non-man/woman/girl.
- Some people or families do not support those people who are lesbian because they think that it is disgusting and it is forbidden in their religion.
- LGBTQ+ also don't tell ur parents because if they find out, they will kick you out of the house so as soon as u marry someone, break up with him and have a life with ur gf
- When a non-man/woman/girl has a crush on or likes another non-man/woman/girl.
- Some people or families do not support those people who are lesbian because they think that it is disgusting and it is forbidden in their religion.
- LGBTQ+ also don't tell ur parents because if they find out, they will kick you out of the house so as soon as u marry someone, break up with him and have a life with ur gf
Girl: *makes out with gf in bedroom
Parents: *walk in
Girl* gasp
Parents and girl w/gf: Argue
Parents: *kicks out girl
Girl* mom i'm sorry that i am lesbian pls don't do this
Creator: This gives me Kakegurui Anime vibes
Parents: *walk in
Girl* gasp
Parents and girl w/gf: Argue
Parents: *kicks out girl
Girl* mom i'm sorry that i am lesbian pls don't do this
Creator: This gives me Kakegurui Anime vibes
by Your non-existing friend April 19, 2022
It's mostly girls but it's when your "girlfriend" or "boyfriend" is only dating you for money. They will ask you for your credit card and they go waste hundreds of dollars on stuff in a mall and they may also cheat on you. They take money out of your bank account and they may scream at you or leave you when you get fired or lose a job.
Gold digger: Hey babe~
Bf: hi
Gold digger: Can I take your credit card babe?
Bf: Why?
Gold digger: Wdym? I am going to go shopping
Bf: U literally went shopping yesterday
Bf: hi
Gold digger: Can I take your credit card babe?
Bf: Why?
Gold digger: Wdym? I am going to go shopping
Bf: U literally went shopping yesterday
by Your non-existing friend April 20, 2022
You: *Seriously talking about the project and the answers*
Partner: Hey, did you know that Bryan has a girlfriend
You (POV): dosn't know who the fuck is Brian
You: Don't care + didn't ask
Partner: *Gasp
Partner: Hey, did you know that Bryan has a girlfriend
You (POV): dosn't know who the fuck is Brian
You: Don't care + didn't ask
Partner: *Gasp
by Your non-existing friend April 25, 2022
A non-human who is extra and fights with you over little things for example your sibling was supposed to do the dishes but he/she told you to do it but it was your sibling who was supposed to do it and then he/she tries to blackmail you to do the dishes. A Bitch is also a person who is rude to you for no fucking reason and be like "yOuR sUcH a BiTcH" so don't be like and they are like Karens %50 so if you see a bitch, smack them in the face.
You: *litteraly finds a lost dog and takes it to the police station*
Bitch: Omg how dare you steal a dog from someone
You: I'm-
Bitch: I'm calling the sheriff *dials number*
You: smack her and breaks her phone*
Bitch: Nooooo (falls to the ground + tries to call for help)
You: Get a life you some of a Bitch
Bitch: Omg how dare you steal a dog from someone
You: I'm-
Bitch: I'm calling the sheriff *dials number*
You: smack her and breaks her phone*
Bitch: Nooooo (falls to the ground + tries to call for help)
You: Get a life you some of a Bitch
by Your non-existing friend April 25, 2022
You think that you are really smart by searching this up but ur wrong. After typing 1234567890, 0987654321, 1029384756 and 0192837465 , you come up with a creative word and you did try tho. This means that you are really bored and that somebody is annoying you. Your just wasting your time.
Sibling: *annoys you*
You : can you stop being a nuisance.
Sibling: You did not type !@#$%^&*() on the keyboard.
You : That's a waste of my time
Sibling : *gasp*
You: Now shoo!
If you want to waste time, then read this x10
You think that you are really smart by searching this up but ur wrong. After typing 1234567890, 0987654321, 1029384756 and 0192837465 , you come up with a creative word and you did try tho. This means that you are really bored and that somebody is annoying you. Your just wasting your time.
You : can you stop being a nuisance.
Sibling: You did not type !@#$%^&*() on the keyboard.
You : That's a waste of my time
Sibling : *gasp*
You: Now shoo!
If you want to waste time, then read this x10
You think that you are really smart by searching this up but ur wrong. After typing 1234567890, 0987654321, 1029384756 and 0192837465 , you come up with a creative word and you did try tho. This means that you are really bored and that somebody is annoying you. Your just wasting your time.
by Your non-existing friend March 31, 2022