Sermit Kuicide

When you yeet yourself off a bridge.

My dad beats me constantly with his belt and my butt is red, therefore I am going to sermit kuicide.

by Your Mom's Gay February 01, 2019

Dickgest

When you digest any type of dick.

Oh look, he just dickgested a dog.

by Your Mom's Gay February 02, 2019

Puppet Yoda

Puppet Yoda is an inspirational YouTube chef, painter, and content creator who truly inspires the world do get drunk and make a fucking pizza instead of a cake.

Puppet Yoda is cool.

by Your Mom's Gay February 01, 2019

Pot Head

When you behead someone and then replace their head with a pot of your choice thus creating a pot head and eliminating at least one person from this infinite universe.

You pot head.

by Your Mom's Gay February 02, 2019

Brat

anyone who disagrees with my obviously superior opinion

My mom is a brat

by Your Mom's Gay August 03, 2019

Shaggy

An all powerful multi-universe God who only needs to use 25% of his power to end all life in existence.

Praise our Lord and Savior Shaggy.

by Your Mom's Gay February 01, 2019

Wank My Schmeat

When you are in a hurry to get to your grandmother's funeral and you have to quickly bust one out in the Loaf-n-Jug stall whilst one other man is next to you in the urinal enjoying the sweet harmony of your grunts and wheezes.

Oh no! It's my grandma's funeral! I better wank my schmeat to replace the whipped cream on the pie for later!

by Your Mom's Gay February 02, 2019