Definitions by Your Mom

schmack 

Schmack is equal to shit. Such as talking schmack about someone.

"You sure do talk a lot of schmack for being such a dumb ass"

schmack by your mom March 10, 2003

talking shit 

The process of talking behind someone's back about them.

"She was talking shit about me at the party"

talking shit by your mom March 10, 2003

No cop, no stop 

The act of running stop signs in rural areas where you know there are no cars coming from the other direction.

"You just ran that stop sign!"
"Hey, no cop, no stop!"

No cop, no stop by your mom March 10, 2003

your mom 

A comeback and/or insult

"Let's get off my mom, cause I just got off yours"

your mom by your mom March 10, 2003

Flip a Bitch

Flipping a bitch is making an illeagal U-turn, usually done in the middle of a street or over a double line. Often times resulting in your passengers freaking out or shitting their pants.

"When she flipped the bitch I almost shit my pants"
"Just flip a bitch, there's no cops"

Flip a Bitch by your mom March 10, 2003

Drunk Talk 

The best talk of them all. Sweet sweet drunk talk. When you're smashed and you're talking about everything and anything.

Coined by Homer Simpson

"When I was driving those bastards home, all I heard was drunk talk"

Drunk Talk by your mom March 10, 2003

Gizzay 

1) The G-form of "homosexuality".
2) Referring to something tizzost.

Deanne is gizzay.

Gizzay by your mom March 3, 2003