Your Mom's definitions

San Ramon

Typical suburbian town.... hot girls hot guys... teenagers who think they are ghetto but they are not. Typical well off city, parks everywhere you look and little kids with their moms (hot moms by the way) on the sidewalks. Has the best 4th of July celebration in Northern California. 30 mins from San Fransisco, 20 from Oakland, 4 hours from Tahoe and 1 hour from Santa Cruz

think oc meets pleasantville

by Your Mom November 2, 2004

buttlung

an individual who is always talking shit

I wish that buttlung would shut the hell up.

by your mom September 3, 2003

Geyser

someone who drinks excessively and then ejects a column of vomit into the air

Dude...did you see that Candace chick that puked all over the bar on her 21st birthday?

Yeah, she got kicked out for being a geyser.

by Your Mom May 9, 2004

banana resistor

In a series or parallel circuit a banana that has a certain resistance along the circuit line.

The banana resistor is about to overload.

by Your mom April 7, 2003

Crackdunk

a creative way to do crack

man, i'm sure a moron for all that crackdunking i do

by your mom July 28, 2003

stiffed

Meaning to have boned or had sex with someone. Comes from the word stiff one or stiffy which means the erection of mans penis.

Did you get stiffed by that guy last night?

by Your Mom March 21, 2005

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?:( This makes no sense.

Why was Real.Scary banned. ?:(

What is going on, I want to play. ?:(

What is that grunting noise coming from my mom's bedroom, and where is our dog. ?:(

by Your Mom March 6, 2007