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your mom

your mom is the only phrase that answers anything and everything someone might say to you.
ex:

A: What's up?
B: Your mom's penis

A: I went home sick yesterday
B: I went home with your mom yesterday

A: Pass the salt.
B: Pass your mom.

A: No! I will not have sex with you!
B: Your mom won't have sex with you!
by your mom May 13, 2005
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iraqipaki

mix of a iraqi and a paki
goddam iraqipaki!!
by your mom July 29, 2003
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walk the dog

Leading someone on in a relationship. Intentionally sending "forward" signals in a relationship when it is known that nothing will come of it.
"Wow, Jon has been walking the dog for like two weeks now!"
by Your Mom April 23, 2005
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No Doubt

Talented band whose first album most CERTAINLY was NOT Tragic Kingdom. Sheesh. Get it right, kids.
No Doubt was est. 1987.
by your mom June 17, 2003
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Good Fellas

THE best movie ever made. About the famous mobster Henry Hill, and his life being a a simple kid, then going into the mob. It is the best movie ever.
jimmy: have u seen good fellas?

matt: no, why

jimmy: cuz its mad good, here borrow it, tell me wut u think

(1 week later)

matt: HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AWESOME
by your mom June 26, 2005
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Phuck Ewe

Phonetics for "fuck you"
by Your Mom December 15, 2003
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Jawhes

I saw a porno movie in which Jenna Jamison used a jawhes on snatcheroo.
by Your Mom February 4, 2004
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