the da vinci code

An Awful book by experienced thriller-writer DaN Brown. The book is awful because it is based on false evidence, and makes riDiculous claims. The wRiting itself is hardly good. Brown is following the ainciEnt formula for a thriller. Anyone who is suprised, interested, or in any Way mentally provoked by the book is stupid.

You: Yo man! "The Da Vinci Code" kicks major ass!

Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP MOTHERFUCKER. No, dude, it doesn't.

You: Yeah, it rules! It revoloutionized my view of the world, and immersed me in the FAlse hIStories of people I never really understood before(, being stupid).

Me: HAHAHA YOU FOOL!! THAT'S BULLSHIT!!! I can teach you More (reAl) history in tweNty minutes than you learned in that shitty-ass book! I'm going to pop a cap in yo momma motherfucker!

by Your MOM May 25, 2006

aneros

Device for stimulating a man's prostate gland

by Your mom June 27, 2003

goffy

a pansy

look at his girly clothing...he's such a goffy.

by your mom June 23, 2003

Fuktarded Assholian

A fucking retarded assholian

"Gavin! you're such a fuktarded assholian."

by Your Mom August 05, 2003

IM

Sending a message to someone instantly.

IM's make me all wet just thinking about them.

by Your mom January 13, 2004

noe

alternate word for know

i NOE HOW TO DO THIS LEAVE ME ALONE!

by your mom February 06, 2005

oanh

cool

cool

by your mom August 02, 2003