Your Mom's definitions

your mom

your mom is the only phrase that answers anything and everything someone might say to you.

ex:

A: What's up?
B: Your mom's penis

A: I went home sick yesterday
B: I went home with your mom yesterday

A: Pass the salt.
B: Pass your mom.

A: No! I will not have sex with you!
B: Your mom won't have sex with you!

by your mom May 13, 2005

iraqipaki

mix of a iraqi and a paki

goddam iraqipaki!!

by your mom July 29, 2003

walk the dog

Leading someone on in a relationship. Intentionally sending "forward" signals in a relationship when it is known that nothing will come of it.

"Wow, Jon has been walking the dog for like two weeks now!"

by Your Mom April 23, 2005

No Doubt

Talented band whose first album most CERTAINLY was NOT Tragic Kingdom. Sheesh. Get it right, kids.

No Doubt was est. 1987.

by your mom June 17, 2003

Good Fellas

THE best movie ever made. About the famous mobster Henry Hill, and his life being a a simple kid, then going into the mob. It is the best movie ever.

jimmy: have u seen good fellas?

matt: no, why

jimmy: cuz its mad good, here borrow it, tell me wut u think

(1 week later)

matt: HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AWESOME

by your mom June 26, 2005

Phuck Ewe

Phonetics for "fuck you"

Phuck ewe n00b.

by Your Mom December 15, 2003

Jawhes

A big firm dildo

I saw a porno movie in which Jenna Jamison used a jawhes on snatcheroo.

by Your Mom February 4, 2004