ling

(n) The sound made when you throw a pan against a hard surface such as a wall or a floor. This is commonly done by Chinese people in order to name their children. Thus, there are millions of chinese people named: Ling, Ching, Ang, Ding, Dong, Chang, Pang, etc.

After throwing the customary pan against the metal wall, the old man heard the sound "Ling!" and immeadeately named his newborn song Ling.

by your mom February 14, 2007

groupboard

an online hellhole run by nazis.

Seig Dave!

by your mom July 03, 2003

Home Movies

The greatest show ever.

You need to watch Home Movies so it doesn't get canceled.

by Your mom January 27, 2004

Reeks

One fine sexy ho who happens to be my friend's mom. I like to bang her so hard that I pass out.

Reeks is the hottest milf I've ever met in my life.

by Your Mom April 16, 2005

vein train

a penis

She wanted to catch a ride on my vein train.

by your mom September 07, 2003

IM

Sending a message to someone instantly.

IM's make me all wet just thinking about them.

by Your mom January 13, 2004

Fuktarded Assholian

A fucking retarded assholian

"Gavin! you're such a fuktarded assholian."

by Your Mom August 05, 2003