Your MOM's definitions

Drunk Talk

The best talk of them all. Sweet sweet drunk talk. When you're smashed and you're talking about everything and anything.

Coined by Homer Simpson

"When I was driving those bastards home, all I heard was drunk talk"

by your mom March 10, 2003

IM

Sending a message to someone instantly.

IM's make me all wet just thinking about them.

by Your mom January 13, 2004

noe

alternate word for know

i NOE HOW TO DO THIS LEAVE ME ALONE!

by your mom February 6, 2005

lirl

lirl is an acronym for "Laughing Out Loud"

::someone makes a funny joke:: LIRL!

by your mom March 21, 2005

70's bush

wild, overgrown, ungroomed pubic hair

I ain't going down on her anymore without a Dustbuster. Last time I did, I was hocking up hairballs for a week, cuz she's got 70's bush.

by your mom September 7, 2003

Bag Toucher

Adj,noun; 1)A person who likes to touch mens bags(scrotums).

I walked into the wrong bar the other day on Chicago's north side and it was full of bag touchers.

by Your mom February 19, 2004

poontank

A whore, that is a slut

get away form me poontank!

by your mom January 8, 2005