7 definitions by Your Local FBI agent

r/cursedcomments

R/cursedcomments is a subreddit where people post comments which went into oblivion some of them where funny some of them where weird some of them were racist. For example

Post(r/askreddit): what happened when u got caught watching porn

Commentor:killing myself
Other commentor:r/cursedcomments

by Your Local FBI agent May 20, 2021

Reichtangle

Reichtangle or the fourth Reich is a polandball character shaped like a rectangle and the colors are black white and red, don't be confused with the German empire. Also his food is polandball's flesh and he says guten tag which means good morning in german

Polandball: finnaly a loaf of bread for my empty stomach
Reichtangle: guten tag polen
Polandball:KURWA

by Your Local FBI agent May 23, 2021

Food Crash

When you eat so much that you’re tired and fall asleep or fall asleep while eating

I ate so much yesterday that I had a food crash

by Your Local FBI agent April 1, 2021

r/MetalMemes

A shitty sub in Reddit that always hates Sabaton just because some of their songs is about the Germans during WW2, calling the fandom Nazis. If you are a moderator of this fucking sub, shut up, we don't fucking care, we just like heavy metal with history. Fuck the subreddit mods, the members, and the subreddit.

If you are a moderator of r/MetalMemes, shut the fuck up and make peace between r/Sabaton and r/MetalMemes.

by Your Local FBI agent December 26, 2022

France

A country that always surrender even though the military is very strong

Some guy from France: German tourists we surrender!

by Your Local FBI agent May 23, 2021

Smasher

A cancerous tank in world of tanks blitz made by wargaming (cunts). This tank is just a KV-2 in a costume but more cancerous than ever.

Player1: there's only 1 enemy what's the enemy tank?
Player2: a full health smasher
Player1: I had a request kill me

by Your Local FBI agent May 9, 2021

Nearest Italian radius

When you put your pizza with ketchup or pineapple
Then oh boy
Ur gonna die
This is why you always monitor the nearest italian radius

The normal radius is about 5-10 miles this explains when many italians raiding your fucking house just because you put pineapple or ketchup on your fuckihg pizzq

Dont put anything disgusting on a italian food kids

The nearest italian acording to my nearest italian radius is 1 mile

Accedentally puts pineapple on pizza

Noooooooo-

Every italians on a 10 mile radius : so you had chosen DEATH

by Your Local FBI agent September 9, 2021