Your Boy Jeff's definitions

Roblox

Roblox is a pay-to-win platform where the player must spend AT LEAST 100$ into it in order to get somewhat useful perks such as Builders Club and Gamepasses. Generally intended to attract 8-9-10 year olds, but somehow managed to addict even 12-13-14 and 30 year olds too! Roblox is known for it's language diversity such as; n00b, rofl, wtf, lol, lmao, hax0r and many many many many many many many many many many more.......................................

Situation 1. Invitations
Roblox kid: BR000 YOU SH0ULD JOIN ROBLOX MAN!!! IT'S COMPLETLY FREE!!11!!111 I SW3AR TO G0D!111!!!11!!1
Me: *why tf am I listening to a 8 year old who spent 1000 USD on hats*

Situation 2. In-Game
*Player 1 gets killed by a sniper*
Player 1: 0MGGGGGGG!!!!111!!!11! YOU FUXXING N00B Y ARRR UUU HAXING U HAX0R!!111 YOU RUINED MY 1.3 KDR K1D. MY DAD IS BUILDERMAN AND H3 0WNS ROBLAX!!111!!!1 I WILL GET YOU BANNNNN
Me: Uhhh ok?

Situation 3. RPing
Roblox boy: -123 for you know what >:)-
Roblox girl: -OMG 123! 123! 123!!!!!!!-
*I join the game
*6.47294 seconds later*
Roblox girl: UHHHHHHHHHHH I THINK WE HAVE A BABYYYY!!!111!!!!11!1!!!1
Me: wtf is this game omg i'm leaving roblox for good this time.

by Your Boy Jeff August 17, 2018

Bloxburg

A game in a platform called Roblox that attracts ODers and Gold Diggers like a guy attracted to a naked woman. The game is filled with bad Roleplayers cuz all they ask is sex and money.

Bloxburg boy: 123 for you know what huehuehue
Bloxburg girl:123!!!!!

by Your Boy Jeff August 15, 2018

CPFO

A random league that is like ESports but is filled with 4 year old tryhards that like to play a legolike game called Phantom Forces because ROBLOX is too shitty to enter the competitive league worldwide so some nolifers decided to make a league in a DISCORD SERVER because they too poor to host it in a proper stadium where the players can play with proper equipment but no. Since they are all 17 year old teens, they all broke so you have to play on a useless work laptop at home and what happens when you win? You get some robux that is so little that you can't even buy a simple shirt from the Catalog because the creators like to pretend to be some Gucci brand
and sell it at 999.99 USD.

Kid: Yo what yo doing mate?
Kid 2: I'm farming my KD so i can enter CPFO! uwu
Kid: Yeah no lol noob im playing in the real ESport cuz roblox is gay and im a pro. noob!!

by Your Boy Jeff August 15, 2018