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Fittest, coolest, smartest, best looking, best athlete, biggest Shlong.
Basically everyone is jealous of the one they call "Mabii"
Girl 1: is that Mabii?
Girl 2: (creames herself)
mabii by Your bitch October 21, 2013

The Mitchell

1. A prime specimen with an -anti- nature.
2. A dandy fellow indeed who is ready to kick ass and take names.
3. One who emits an aura of orgasmic delight.
OMG there goes The Mitchell coming to take me and show my virgin body seven different kinds of heaven.

The Mitchell is a cutie pie. I concur indeed.

Does The Mitchell look like a bitch? NO. Then don't try to fuck him like a bitch.
The Mitchell by your bitch February 16, 2005

Straight Edge 

sXe

No Drugs
No Drinking
No Sex
No Fun
My friend Coral* refuses to do drugs, drink, have sex before marriage, or even look at porn because she is straight edge.

*Indicates name has been changed
Straight Edge by Your Bitch December 27, 2004

fuckface 

1) One who has caveman attributes; brow, jutted jaw
2) Characterized as one that lacks beauty
3) One's description after oral sexual activity
4) (see "shitstain" definition)
Hey, fuckface!
fuckface by your bitch October 30, 2003
1) One who sexually participates with animals associated with a farm environment.
2) Taking part in an orgy including animals.
The hick has a liking for farm sex.
farm sex by your bitch October 30, 2003

south park

the show in which a poor little boy dies, and a fat piece of shit makes fun of a jew
Kenny- "mmmphhhmaffuddfh"
Cartman-"Shut up Kenny"
Kyle-"Shut up Fat-ass"
Cartman-"Shut your mouth you stupid jew
south park by your bitch May 15, 2003