Definitions by Your Best Idiot

erectum 

Like Rectum, but refers to the Shaft

Why do i pronounce Rectum as Erectum?

erectum by Your Best Idiot April 1, 2010

Jump 

To use your legs to launch you off the ground, used to reach higher places

I can jump 2 feet into the air, then i kick my legs around. like Luigi

Jump by your best idiot March 29, 2010

The best Idiot 

Like the best man, only the man has the IQ of less than 50

Priest: Let the best man come up!
Crowd: THERE IS NO BEST MAN, BUT THERES THE BEST IDIOT!
Priest: Fine, Let the best Idiot come up...

The best Idiot by your best idiot March 29, 2010

Metrosexual 

A guy that might be mistook for gay but is actually straight

Guy 1: That guy's a metrosexual
Guy 2: How?
Guy 1: He may look gay, but he actually hits on women
Guy 2: *while sticking tongue out* Ahhhhh,

Metrosexual by your best idiot March 28, 2010

You have the right to remain silent

A police expression for: Shut the fuck up!

Guy: Why me? WHY GOD WHY!?
Cop: You have the right to remain silent!

You have the right to remain silent by your best idiot March 28, 2010

Diddy Kong

1) The best kind of sidekick you'll ever get! Best known as the strongest chimpanzee in the Donkey Kong series

2) To wear a red cap and you're favourite food is bananas

3) To be near a muscular friend

1) Diddy: Second banana is what I am!

2) That dude is... imitating? Diddy Kong!

3) I'm Diddy and this is my buddy DK

Diddy Kong by your best idiot March 27, 2010

Ass fetish 

when a person has a daily routine of staring at (most likely females) asses, to the point of grabbing the ass and laughing maniacally

When wlaking down the streets, Melissa got her ass grabbed to the outrageous ass fetish Diddy had, causing him to laugh maniacally

Ass fetish by your best idiot March 27, 2010