big pump

by Your Average Memer November 21, 2017
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john cenad

When a girl thinks she is sleeping by herself, but you penetrate her our of nowhere
Girl: "I can feel my butthole tearing. Did I just get john cenad?"
Boy: "You can't see this"
by Your Average Memer November 24, 2016
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Chessbait

A chess move that you don't know if it's legal or not but you hope your opponent doesn't care.
Me: "Tf do I do, uh, I will move my knight from A1 to A10."

Magnus Carlson: Nice try chessbaiting me, it's not going to work.
Me: Shit, uhhh, so this isn't chinese checkers then?
by Your Average Memer November 14, 2020
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wash the windows

The act of ejaculating in such a quantity, that it gets all over the windows and walls of your bedroom.
Sorry baby, I didn't want to wash the windows.
by Your Average Memer November 24, 2016
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