Among us red

Everyone automatically thinks you're sus, because you're red and red is the color of blood. Even if you are proven innocent, at least one guy will think your sus.

Among us red is a Horrible character to play as.
blue: red is sus
green: but you have no proof
purple: but he's red
green: true
red was not the impostor

by You stupid... October 8, 2020

Fat Unicorn

If you think it is a fat unicorn, it's a Rhinoceros

4 year old girl: It's a fat Unicorn!

Father: No it's a Rhinoceros.

by You stupid... May 6, 2021

Rhino

Something that can only die in a 4-car pile up. These guys are fucking TANKS.

BillyBob: oh look, a stupid rhino! I'm gonna hit it.

BillyBob: OH SHIT THIS THING WON'T DIE.

Rhino:*Flips Car*

BillyBob: I need 4 cars! Stat!

by You stupid... June 3, 2021

Karen

Unnecessary Noise pollution

Cashier: Can I take your order ma'am?

Karen: I NEED TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER THIS INSTANT!!!!!!!!!! I.....
Cashier: *Puts in airpods*

by You stupid... November 15, 2021

Right

Something you shouldn't have in our government.

We have no rights. Long live the USSR!

by You stupid... June 1, 2021

Paraceratherium

A big-ass Rhino without a horn that was the largest land animal ever

Scientist: Uh, Phil?

Scientist 2: Yes?

Scientist: This fossil is large as shit!

Scientist 2: This is the largest animal we've ever found!

Scientist: Lets call it Paraceratherium.

by You stupid... May 19, 2021

Ligma

Balls

Antonio died of ligma in the brain.

Poor Antonio

by You stupid... February 11, 2022