When your buddy has thoroughly convinced you it is time to tale responsibility for a big issue in your life, you now are challenged to "cowboy up" and get the tough jobs done.
Bob had historically been in self denial over his divorce, but his best man, Jock, manupulated him to accept responsibility for being caught in the marital sack with another woman, his wife's younger sister. Regrettably, that was on his wedding might.
by You rReal Name November 02, 2022
A digitally enabled human eye lens replacement which provides perfect vision. I-Eye adds a digitally created "virtual underlay”, a Bluetooth app camera which analyzes what your brain is seeing and adding Apple ads imagery for the best device to bu yNOW to keep you alive. Perfect vision and perfect situational awareness, and a direct link to Apple Pay.
Many Apple presidents had toyed with the idea of using implanted virtual reality devices, but only one accomplished it. f Apple is bringing home I-Eye production home from China. Said his followers “I-Eye Cap’n!” ... when asked if they would like universal free Apple Eye health care .
by You rReal Name July 27, 2020
A particularly expert, tough and streetsmart lawyer, who does not identify as male, and who thrives on defeating men in court for the pure visceral thrill.
He never feared being self represented in court, unless he was up against the cunsel Gwendarian. She would have him for LUNCH again today, he thought, as he dropped his bag on the defendant's desk and sagged forlornly into his chair.
by You rReal Name July 24, 2020
n. a dangerous blend of town Bylaws ticket writers outfitted in black SWAT uniforms, bulletproof vests, tactical flashlights and trucks with light bars and sirens. When you park in the wrong place they are ready!
Innocently, Bob parked for just a couple of minutes inside a School bus stop and before his foot touched the ground, SWATLaws had him ejected in a perfect PIT maneuver followed by a rapid set of hand signals meaning "You! You're ours now!"
by You rReal Name June 19, 2020
Perfection in flight. Symmetry and safety in the exquisite Darwinian evolution of the genus “Aquila”.
Eaglets Leukos and Cephalos finished at the top of their squadron, and they showed off their paralleagle training in the annual migration. They did not bump into one another even ONCE in the thousand mile journey from Canada to California. True! AND Straight!
by You rReal Name July 08, 2020
How you refer to those friends who help you through life after divorce by sharing a Costco membership so you do not get withdrawal symptoms from not having a large enough jar of mayonnaise.... in reserve.
Bob’s Costbro, Jock, was the perfect match. They consumed broiled chicken, cole slaw, three bean salad, Frank’s Red Hot and toilet paper at the same rates. But the best is that Jock builds winter scenes of little log houses out of Qtips at the same rate that wax builds up in Bob’s ears.
by You rReal Name January 29, 2021
n. What you tell someone who is totally unaware of how something works. When he/she/it simply cannot fathom what you said,,,, when the person is absolutely boggled by some trivial problem… you suggest that they go get some facts with this emphatic command. Go rentaclue!
Bob was visibly baffled by the way courts work in Ontario, and, one day, he expressed that confusion to His Honor. The judge, trying to be patient at the newbie’s foolishness, finally said: “My courtroom operates like all the others. Go rentaclue before your next appearance.
by You rReal Name April 06, 2022