78 definitions by You rReal Name
A quick question for: " I need help, you awake yet?"
The reply is expected to follow the form: "Yupup!"
The reply is expected to follow the form: "Yupup!"
Two yetis slept when one heard Bigfoot coming.. he needed help! AND FAST! so he bellowed "Yupyet?" hoping to wake up the help and scare off Bigfoot.
by You rReal Name June 30, 2020
A device you wear for displaying on the ground before you as you walk, a bright red laser spot in a 6 foot radius circle around you as you walk. You can see all people near you BEFORE they enter your 6 foot radius circle so you can change your path.
Bob, being of an advanced age with pre-existing conditions, was afraid to walk about in public until he purchased the new Covoidable laser display device. It continuously drew a circle 12 feet in diameter around his feet wherever he walked. He could easily tell if he was about to violate someone's space, and so could they. And, due to the innate attraction cats feel for bright, red lasers spots, he had all the pussy he could handle.
by You rReal Name January 8, 2021
g-od n-ature yo-u ... a safe, neutral term which can stand in for the name of whatever god you follow. It attempts to remove bias towards one god name or another, and recognizes that any lowercase god YOU trust...PLUS "nature" which is perpetually evolving both THINGS and LIFE... when combined with yo-u defines life itself. A spirit for illusion, nature for reality and yo-u to experience that THIS is what life is all about! GNU!
He is an enlightened gnu-ager, he matured enough to understand and accept that there is no all powerful PERSON pulling the puppet strings...there is just US after billions of years of nature giving US one more try to be better than our parents.
by You rReal Name June 29, 2020
An instrument of reality modification. If there is fact you do not like to hear, just trumpit from the rooftops.... make up your own fact and repeat it long, loud and often and eventually even YOU will believe it.
He hated to read that so many people were dying on his watch. He got out his trumpit and wailed on about haw they were not really dying, they were just resting up so that they would take-up much less floor space in the hospital.
by You rReal Name July 8, 2020
Bob loved taking Coco and her friend Scheibe to Winston's Fine Dining, because of BOTH the great antivegan food, AND the fact the per-petuity was set at just 10%, or $10 minimum per animal. He could afford that.
by You rReal Name August 18, 2020
She is a bit self centered, her trump-itis rages when anyone asks her to discuss ANY topic. It turns out whatever she is asked to discuss is picking on her.
by You rReal Name March 1, 2020
A digitally enabled human eye lens replacement which provides perfect vision. I-Eye adds a digitally created "virtual underlay”, a Bluetooth app camera which analyzes what your brain is seeing and adding Apple ads imagery for the best device to bu yNOW to keep you alive. Perfect vision and perfect situational awareness, and a direct link to Apple Pay.
Many Apple presidents had toyed with the idea of using implanted virtual reality devices, but only one accomplished it. f Apple is bringing home I-Eye production home from China. Said his followers “I-Eye Cap’n!” ... when asked if they would like universal free Apple Eye health care .
by You rReal Name July 27, 2020