Bviator

A Bviators are the "Not so good" pilots who failed the flying tests and instead used eBay to get a licence with Pakistan's International Airline, PIA, the epitome of the bviation industry. One in three have fake bviator licences says CNN.
Not everyone can fly perfectly and safely, so many dropouts become bviators for Pakistan International Airlines.
by You rReal Name October 20, 2020
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Coinviction

A contrary state of mind created in most people by announcements that some countries have now adopted virtual currencies like Bitcoin. They stand by their coinviction that the ages old universal adoption of physical coinage and paper currency is the only practical way to store wealth...they can see it will be very difficult in a post-nuclear war world to find Internet access to buy bread and clean water. Even the tiniest gold coin can BUY something when the lights go out.
Despite an established virtual currency like Bitcoin making early adopters into undeserving millionaires, Bob shared a common coinviction with billions of people that ALL money must exist as a physical reality to be of any value in a world without electricity and an Internet and banks.
by You rReal Name June 14, 2021
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biangulation

Being able to locate precisely with only 2 "sightings". Humans and dogs, will use JUST noise entering our 2 ears to get a precise knowledge of where a noise is coming from. Biangulation is finding stuff precisely with only 2 concurrent observations., not 3.
Dogs have been biangulating their way to cookie jars for centuries. So while a dog certainly has excellent smelling abilities, biangulation gets any dog DIRECTLY to the cookie jar with the slightest rattle of the lid.
by You rReal Name July 27, 2020
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Shipwrong

A man who started out his career building ships, but with no notable successes. When he wondered aloud what he should do to get better at his craft, AND on his craft, he was assured "Whatever floats your boat!". Lacking any success at doing just that, he replied: "Nothing, absolutely nothing!" will do that.
"Sharkie", was just not very handy with tools, and so, when he apprenticed as a shipwrong on the Titanic, everyone knew he had finally found his true calling.
by You rReal Name July 08, 2020
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Manupulated

When your buddy has thoroughly convinced you it is time to tale responsibility for a big issue in your life, you now are challenged to "cowboy up" and get the tough jobs done.
Bob had historically been in self denial over his divorce, but his best man, Jock, manupulated him to accept responsibility for being caught in the marital sack with another woman, his wife's younger sister. Regrettably, that was on his wedding might.
by You rReal Name November 02, 2022
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I-Eye

A digitally enabled human eye lens replacement which provides perfect vision. I-Eye adds a digitally created "virtual underlay”, a Bluetooth app camera which analyzes what your brain is seeing and adding Apple ads imagery for the best device to bu yNOW to keep you alive. Perfect vision and perfect situational awareness, and a direct link to Apple Pay.
Many Apple presidents had toyed with the idea of using implanted virtual reality devices, but only one accomplished it. f Apple is bringing home I-Eye production home from China. Said his followers “I-Eye Cap’n!” ... when asked if they would like universal free Apple Eye health care .
by You rReal Name July 27, 2020
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cunsel

A particularly expert, tough and streetsmart lawyer, who does not identify as male, and who thrives on defeating men in court for the pure visceral thrill.
He never feared being self represented in court, unless he was up against the cunsel Gwendarian. She would have him for LUNCH again today, he thought, as he dropped his bag on the defendant's desk and sagged forlornly into his chair.
by You rReal Name July 24, 2020
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