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Definitions by You rReal Name

Paralleagle 

Perfection in flight. Symmetry and safety in the exquisite Darwinian evolution of the genus “Aquila”.
Eaglets Leukos and Cephalos finished at the top of their squadron, and they showed off their paralleagle training in the annual migration. They did not bump into one another even ONCE in the thousand mile journey from Canada to California. True! AND Straight!

Thatsallthere 

Explaining the scourge called COVID-19 To future generations will be difficult. How we moved from “That’s all here!” To “Thatsallthere” took time and patients and understanding. Say goodbye to COVID-19.. Thatsallthere now and NOT here anymore.
Thatsallthere is for now a dream, but soon it will be reality... wear masks,

Trump-shit crazy

What you need to exhibit when you need to portray an image scarier than a rabid, urinating, maskless bat from Wuhan singing in the choir, an image to rival that of the shit arranged for your consideration , you need ONLY be "Trump-shit crazy", a SOLID 11 dialled up on the crazy knob.
If a husband "pokes the bear" to make a point to his jealous wife, he had better peg his dial at 11, "Trump-shit crazy" if he expects to even be noticed as being "upset".
A quick question for: " I need help, you awake yet?"

The reply is expected to follow the form: "Yupup!"
Two yetis slept when one heard Bigfoot coming.. he needed help! AND FAST! so he bellowed "Yupyet?" hoping to wake up the help and scare off Bigfoot.
yupyet by You rReal Name June 30, 2020

Armedoggone

The end of the world or "Day of Judgement" for dog owners, the day their town allows unlimited numbers of Commercial Dog Walkers to let dozens of client dogs LOOSE in YOUR off leash dog park. Armed with dozens of muzzles, treat bags and dozens of 20 foot training leads, the trainers use Town lands free to run their business. Meanwhile, 12 dogs are doing THEIR business out of sight. YOU pay $4,500 a year in taxes so that every commercial walker can earn $100,000 a year with NO OVERHEADS.
The bible has documented that people shall break all the rules, and Armedoggone will come to you and remove all enjoyment from life by dumping hundreds of out of control dogs in YOUR dog park.
Armedoggone by You rReal Name June 29, 2020
g-od n-ature yo-u ... a safe, neutral term which can stand in for the name of whatever god you follow. It attempts to remove bias towards one god name or another, and recognizes that any lowercase god YOU trust...PLUS "nature" which is perpetually evolving both THINGS and LIFE... when combined with yo-u defines life itself. A spirit for illusion, nature for reality and yo-u to experience that THIS is what life is all about! GNU!
He is an enlightened gnu-ager, he matured enough to understand and accept that there is no all powerful PERSON pulling the puppet strings...there is just US after billions of years of nature giving US one more try to be better than our parents.
gnu by You rReal Name June 29, 2020

vexattitude 

The abhorrent way some people abuse our court systems to their personal advantage by saying, writing and doing things to waste time and frustrate and impoverish their enemies.
He had a certain style, a vexattitude that looked to a REAL lawyer like he was just using the Courts as his personal playground in retirement. So, REAL lawyers tended to just have the cops cool him off in jail every few months.
vexattitude by You rReal Name June 25, 2020