You Know's definitions

swantek

someone who pretends he can play certain computer games, but on the contrary is awful. these games include but are not limited to Medal of Honor and Spearhead.

"i was playing MOHAA last nite, man they had this guy who sucked"
"yeah i was there! He was such a swantek"

by you know April 29, 2003

intellution

the fucking coolest hat in the world

only cool people wear intellution hats

by you know June 21, 2003

wazzdakka

n.
1. A complete homosexual whose testicles resemble raisins.
2. A complete loser whose only date in life will be his right hand.
3. David Reid, synonymous with definitions 1 and 2.

Wazzdakka lives in Scotland. He loves the cock. He will never get laid.

by you know November 19, 2003

scorch

from hot shit to black shit

I scorched my couch with a lighter

by You know April 12, 2005

crupi

The act of masturbating while eating a box of cheeze-its.

I was bored last night, so I crupied.

by you know December 8, 2004

Nugget

If you can't do it, nug it.

I couldn't do it, so I nug it.

by You know April 7, 2004

Rephael Swan

An athletic cocky bum who thinks he's the shit.

by You know April 9, 2003