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lactose intolerance 

steven: dude, you’re lactose intolerant
mike: yes
steven: aww poor thing. i’ll keep you in my prayers.
mike: LACTOSE INTOLERANCE SUCKS ASS DUDE
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That girl is a mf bitch I should kill her
(Coming from an Olivia) Ok to start off they are HELLA dirty minded. Olivia could be at a play and somebody says overcome and Olivia would bust out laughing. Second they’re tall. I’m 13 and 6”3. Next they usually have dimples. They curse a whole lot. They are extremely protective over their friends. Let a bitch try an Olivia and that bitch will be knocked out. And lastly NEVER talk bad about an Olivia behind her back. They got a mouth that’ll make you lie awake at nights and question your whole life
Person 1: DAMNNN DID YOU SEE THAT FIGHT TODAY?
Person 2: No? Who fought?
Person 1: Olivia and some squirrel looking bitch, Olivia beat her ass you better believe
George: Ya got you a wife yet son?
Brian: Nope. Love is being a pole up my ass.
The year of Fortnite and tons of underaged pregnancies broadcasted on YouTube.
Man you know how many children horny teens brought into the world in 2018