You Can't Kill the Metal's definitions

jack mormon

A person who is a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, but seldom or never practices their religion. Unlike ex-Mormons or anti-Mormons, Jack Mormons usually support the goals and beliefs of the church and maintain friendships with practicing Mormons, but for reasons of their own choose not to attend church services and activities. Jack Mormons may also indulge in activities discouraged by the church, such as drinking alcohol, smoking, and premarital sex.

Jack Mormon equivalents in other religions are "Christmas and Easter Christians" and "Yom Kippur Jews".

Although Tim was a mormon, he did not go to church on Sundays, and enjoyed drinking beer with his friends on weekends. Because of this, his buddies referred to him as a Jack Mormon.

by You Can't Kill the Metal April 23, 2006

shitkickers

A pair of cowboy boots.

John bought himself a new pair of shitkickers at the western wear store.

by You Can't Kill the Metal June 1, 2006

Stella

The female equivalent of a Guido. This term describes a woman of (usually of Italian descent) who wears lots of makeup, short skirts or stretch pants, anything with a leopard print on it, high heels, cheap jewelry, and lots of hair spray. Stellas are also known for their love of dance music and chewing gum.

Marissa Tomei's character in "My Cousin Vinnie" is a stereotypical Stella.

by You Can't Kill the Metal December 13, 2007