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1. The fourth outermost planet of the Terran-Solar-System. Mars is nicknamed the "Red Planet"; It's red color is the result of great amount of iron oxide FeO2 (rust) in the planet's soil. Mars is a cold, dusty, dry place. Water exist only in frozen caps at the poles. Simple life may have once lived there when it was warmer and wetter. Mars has a very thin atmoshphere which does not protect it well from radiation or meteors. Mars is named after the Roman go of war (the Greek god was Ares)
2. Chocolate company that makes M&Ms.
3. The assumed location of a student who is "spacing out" or daydreaming in school.
2. Chocolate company that makes M&Ms.
3. The assumed location of a student who is "spacing out" or daydreaming in school.
1. An international manned mission to mars is expected between 2030 and 2050. The U.S. currently has two robotic rovers Spirit & Opportunity exploring the surface, searching for clues to the planet's past.
2. Mars makes great candy that melts in your mouth and not in your hands.
3. Dialogue Example -
Teacher: Ted. Ted? Ted?!
Ted: *looks dazed* Huh?
Teacher: The class is on problem 23. Where were you? Mars?
2. Mars makes great candy that melts in your mouth and not in your hands.
3. Dialogue Example -
Teacher: Ted. Ted? Ted?!
Ted: *looks dazed* Huh?
Teacher: The class is on problem 23. Where were you? Mars?
by Yobastank October 21, 2004
Get the Mars mug.1. One who engages in sexual intercourse; one who bolmphs.
2. Someone (usually male, although a clitorus can bolmph too) who frequently gets erections and masturbates.
2. Someone (usually male, although a clitorus can bolmph too) who frequently gets erections and masturbates.
1.
Dude: Man, I bolmphed Lisa last night.
Guy: Dude, no way! She is so hot! Way to go you little bolmpher you!
2.
Billy is a bolmpher because everytime he sees Ms. Patterson's wide mature ass he bolmphs in his pants.
Liz loves to watch The O.C. and bolmph her pussy to the hot guys. She is a chick-bolmpher.
Dude: Man, I bolmphed Lisa last night.
Guy: Dude, no way! She is so hot! Way to go you little bolmpher you!
2.
Billy is a bolmpher because everytime he sees Ms. Patterson's wide mature ass he bolmphs in his pants.
Liz loves to watch The O.C. and bolmph her pussy to the hot guys. She is a chick-bolmpher.
by Yobastank September 18, 2004
Get the Bolmpher mug.1. A really good brand of potato chips.
2. Male hu-mans
3. What Cal calls people when he can't remember their name.
2. Male hu-mans
3. What Cal calls people when he can't remember their name.
by Yobastank August 11, 2004
Get the guys mug.As a verb, to blow a ginormus load of cum. Named after the movie in which such an ejaculation was first portrayed. To completely and utterly bust your nuts.
Last night Liz gave me head for the first time. I scary movied all over her face and the floor.
Last night Liz gave me head for the first time. I scary movied all over her face and the floor.
My gf and I the first time we had sex-
gf: oh yeah, you like that baby
me: Yeah. Omg don't stop, don't- uh. oooh OOOOOOOOOOOOOH CraAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
*eyes roll back into head and cumz so hard that he loses 30 pounds and blast her through the roof into space.
Astronaut: Commander did you just seethat?!
gf: oh yeah, you like that baby
me: Yeah. Omg don't stop, don't- uh. oooh OOOOOOOOOOOOOH CraAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
*eyes roll back into head and cumz so hard that he loses 30 pounds and blast her through the roof into space.
Astronaut: Commander did you just seethat?!
by Yobastank August 11, 2004
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