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1. One who engages in sexual intercourse; one who bolmphs.

2. Someone (usually male, although a clitorus can bolmph too) who frequently gets erections and masturbates.
Dude: Man, I bolmphed Lisa last night.
Guy: Dude, no way! She is so hot! Way to go you little bolmpher you!

Billy is a bolmpher because everytime he sees Ms. Patterson's wide mature ass he bolmphs in his pants.

Liz loves to watch The O.C. and bolmph her pussy to the hot guys. She is a chick-bolmpher.
by Yobastank September 18, 2004
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