Yo Momma's definitions

sailing

The fine art of getting wet and becoming ill while slowly going nowhere at great expense.

I'm gonna go sailing

by yo momma December 4, 2003

young buck

Young Buck a good rapper man, you high off sumtin, Stunt 101, P.I.M.P. Remix...

Young Buck, 50 Cent, Llyod Banks, Tony Yayo

by Yo Momma November 15, 2003

lamp

When you ignite a womans pubic hair on fire after fuck'n her.

Mom you got lamped!

by yo momma November 1, 2003

cilf

Corpse I'd like to fuck.

I was walkig the morgue when I stumbled upon a room full of CILFs

by yo momma November 1, 2003

Rice

Mostly a Honda Civic that's worth a grand cause it's a 93 dx...with altezza's and 4 grand worth of rims and tires, and a 3 grand paint job with 2 grand woth of stickers and a tomatoe can for an exhaust...with the SPEAKER blow off valve, under the hood.

"Hey man I bought a Type-R sticker for my Civic, it adds 5 Hp so now I have 110 Hp"

by Yo Momma October 19, 2003

grits

Vinny Gambini: How could it take you 5 minutes to cook your grits when it takes the entire grit-eating world 20 minutes?

Mr. Tipton: Um...I'm a fast cook, I guess.

Vinny Gambini: You're a fast cook? Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than any place on the face of the earth?

Mr. Tipton: I don't know.

Vinny Gambini: Perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove! Were these magic grits? Did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?

My Cousin Vinny - 1992

by Yo Momma September 30, 2003

outlaw tsunami

One who makes terrible banners

Dude.. that's an outlaw tsunami banner.

by Yo Momma September 29, 2003