236 definitions by Yes Juanito Yes

Trump Honeymoon

The time where people are cool with giving president-elect Donald Trump a chance.

"In school they told us in class that everybody wood be nice to President Trump in the first 100 days."

"My teacher said that that's the Trump Honeymoon. A honeymoon is like the last time your parents weren't fighting."

by Yes Juanito Yes December 8, 2016

check your shorts

First thing to do after you go through a scary situation and survive. The event was so frightening that you could've lost bladder or bowel control.

You almost got hit by a truck? Did you check your shorts afterwards?

by Yes Juanito Yes April 7, 2015

ppo

Short for people. A relaxed version of ppl.

Okay ppo! Let's get started.

by Yes Juanito Yes March 14, 2015

hard salami

1. Cold cut. Goes nice in a sandwich.

2. Stiff cock Goes nice in a pussy.

1. Gimme a hard salami sandwich.

2. Gimme some hard salami now.

by Yes Juanito Yes November 11, 2014

frustilities

A blend of frustrations and hostilities. May become an expression of extreme anger.

Since the doctors won't do anything about my terrible back pain, I sometimes take out my frustilities on my family. That's not me.

by Yes Juanito Yes May 25, 2015

type thing

(Agree with the first def, but want to embellish.

Type thing is an expression of normalizing things, suggesting that everything is "as usual."

(Added to the end of a word or phrase as if it is a punctuation mark).

My anger management instructor said "type thing" after almost everything she said. It made me feel more comfortable in class.

Examples:

"The restrooms are located just outside this meeting room, type thing."

"From this course, you will learn helpful new tools, type thing."

Other examples:

"My car was dirty so I went to the car wash, type thing."

"Let's go out tonight for dinner and a movie, type thing."

by Yes Juanito Yes December 24, 2016

window drop

Opening a window by breaking the glass. Most efficient when all the glass falls down with one strike. A good thing when rioting, looting or breaking in.

"Damn! One brick and that window drop."

by Yes Juanito Yes November 16, 2014