Definitions by Yarling Warbler

red wigglers 

Red Wigglers are a premium variety of worms.

"Red wigglers, the Cadillac of worms!"

red wigglers by Yarling Warbler April 8, 2020

Exassperated 

The feeling of anguish when you realize you will never again have access to an ex's ass.

"I was so exassperated over breaking up with Susan that I couldn't decide whether to cry or masturbate!"

"Donna felt very exassperated when her relationship with Carl ended, but on the bright side at least her index finger won't smell like shit all the time anymore!"

Exassperated by Yarling Warbler April 8, 2020

Ass-burgers Syndrome 

This is when a retarded person eats nothing but McDonalds which results in severe constipation as the partially digested burgers get stuck in the ass.

"James is autistic which has contributed to his ass-burgers syndrome. The local McDonalds has been instructed by the authorities to serve James no more than five burgers a day so as not to exacerbate his ass-burgers syndrome."

Ass-burgers Syndrome by Yarling Warbler December 29, 2011

doobious 

Something so outlandish that one needs to be very stoned in order to believe it.

'I know those 9-11 conspiracies are doobious because they only make sense when I'm baked!"

doobious by Yarling Warbler November 9, 2011