Definitions by Yakyelder

Dick Snare 

A slang for a woman who knowingly traps a man into cheating on his partner.

“I lost everything in the divorce, me hearty. My wife, kids, pets, house, everything. Now I live in a back alley where I’m forced to eat grubs and drink puddle water. I have gangrene on my penis taboot!
All because of that lousy rotten dick snare.”

Dick Snare by Yakyelder October 29, 2020

Fart Tactics 

When you start ripping farts left, right and centre to clear the room of unwanted people so you can be left alone.

DUCKY: “I wanted to watch the big game but my family wouldn’t leave the room. So I resorted to fart tactics.”

CHICKION: “Great idea! Did it work?”

DUCKY: “Sure did. That was over 2 years ago and they haven’t been back.”

Fart Tactics by Yakyelder October 27, 2020

Coin Dick

A slang used for a man’s genitalia when he is sexually aroused.

“Hey matey, this club is filled to the brim with slut machines, yo. And I got a coin dick”.

Coin Dick by Yakyelder October 27, 2020

Turbo Tug 

When a nice jack off session becomes a race against time.

“Hey slugger, did you see what the new secretary was wearing today? I had to scuttle off to the men’s room for a turbo tug before the meeting this morning!

Turbo Tug by Yakyelder October 26, 2020