Definitions by YOUR MOM

koozie 

Code word for saying that you fucked a girl today.

Yo, dawg. KOOZIE!!!!

koozie by Your Mom September 21, 2005

Good Fellas 

THE best movie ever made. About the famous mobster Henry Hill, and his life being a a simple kid, then going into the mob. It is the best movie ever.

jimmy: have u seen good fellas?

matt: no, why

jimmy: cuz its mad good, here borrow it, tell me wut u think

(1 week later)

matt: HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AWESOME

Good Fellas by your mom June 26, 2005

keel hauling 

Receiving any kind of action from a girl, such as making out, blowjobs, eating out, sex, hand jobs, etc.

I got keel hauled by this hot babe last weekend.

keel hauling by Your Mom May 21, 2005

PP7 

The bootleg name for the Walter PK7

Not every gun in goldeneye is real this one for instance

PP7 by Your mom May 13, 2005

yo mama

Yo mama is something people say when they have already used all the other comebacks.

An unfunny way to end something funny.

Yo mammas so fat when she sat on a dollar bill, George Washington sang,"Oh say can you see, get your fat ass of me!"

Well, yo mamma so stupid, shes dumb!

yo mama by your mom May 13, 2005

Osama Bin Laden 

faggot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
see faggot

Woah look at that faggot!
Yeah..thats Bin Laden

Osama Bin Laden by your mom May 13, 2005

Whore Supervisor 

The classy term for Private Tucker's (Red vs. Blue) job as "Pimp."

Doc: What did you put on your taxes as your occupation?
Tucker: Technically, it was "Pimp", but I decided to class it up and put "Whore Supervisor".


Guy 1 (Black): I'm pimpin' all the ladies.. suck it, bitch!
Guy 2 (White): So you're a pimp, huh?
Guy 3 (Also White): No, he's a Whore Supervisor!
Guy 1: Shut the fuck up, bitch! -Pulls out a 12 gauge and shoots!-

Whore Supervisor by Your Mom May 13, 2005