When one-hundred percent of your bodies blood flow is directed into and through your penis, causing you to blackout and possibly never come back from your self-induced coma.
The only downfall of Bart finally eradicating his blue balls was succumbing to an ejacufaint episode.
Damn dude, yesterday I had a near death ejacufaint episode!
Damn dude, yesterday I had a near death ejacufaint episode!
by YGproductions July 10, 2016
A severe side effect of excessive use of opiates that causes ones dick to render them unable to piss. Usually caused by more hard drugs like heroin, morphine, and prescription painkillers. The user might also not be able to ejaculate and/or get an erection.
"Man that opiate cock sure has me raging."
"Damn dude I have been jacking off for hours and I can't cum from dat opiate cock."
"I can't even stand up to piss because this opiate dick is shriveled up into my body."
"Damn dude I have been jacking off for hours and I can't cum from dat opiate cock."
"I can't even stand up to piss because this opiate dick is shriveled up into my body."
by YGproductions May 25, 2017
The act of sneaking up behind another person and proceeding to forcefully grab their junk. You must always yell the word "goinch" after you have successfully completed your goinch.
by YGproductions December 30, 2015
The act of sneaking up behind another person and proceeding to forcefully grab their junk. You must always yell the word "goinch" after you have successfully completed your goinch.
Damn nigga he got goinched hard as fuck!
Damn nigga he got goinched hard as fuck!
He got goinched so hard that he cries when he sits down!
Damn Daniel, that kid got goinched hard as fuck!
Yesterday I got goinched, I can't even feel my testicles right now...
Damn Daniel, that kid got goinched hard as fuck!
Yesterday I got goinched, I can't even feel my testicles right now...
by YGproductions April 21, 2016
When a person ejalculates while playing the game "Pokemon go." This usually occurs near spawn points of legendary/rare Pokemon. The same can occur if one is instantly banned due to excess modding.
by YGproductions July 30, 2016
by YGproductions May 11, 2016