When one-hundred percent of your bodies blood flow is directed into and through your penis, causing you to blackout and possibly never come back from your self-induced coma.
The only downfall of Bart finally eradicating his blue balls was succumbing to an ejacufaint episode.
Damn dude, yesterday I had a near death ejacufaint episode!
Damn dude, yesterday I had a near death ejacufaint episode!
by YGproductions July 10, 2016

The combination of any type of amphetamine, especially Methamphetamine, and a choice of gatorade or powerade. It tastes so bad, but feels so good.
Bro at that YG campout I totally chugged a bottle of methorade.
Yo why did you throw that bottle of methorade in the fire? That shit was bomb.
Yo why did you throw that bottle of methorade in the fire? That shit was bomb.
by YGproductions May 13, 2016

When you are absolutely plastered on xanax and alcohol and cannot even comprehend what reality is. It is seemingly a wormhole of darkness. It's xantastic.
"Man I sure was in cripple mode after taking five xanax and drinking a whole 5th of vodka!"
"Damn dude I don't even remember last night, I must have been in cripple mode."
"Damn dude I don't even remember last night, I must have been in cripple mode."
by YGproductions May 24, 2017

A severe side effect of excessive use of opiates that causes ones dick to render them unable to piss. Usually caused by more hard drugs like heroin, morphine, and prescription painkillers. The user might also not be able to ejaculate and/or get an erection.
"Man that opiate cock sure has me raging."
"Damn dude I have been jacking off for hours and I can't cum from dat opiate cock."
"I can't even stand up to piss because this opiate dick is shriveled up into my body."
"Damn dude I have been jacking off for hours and I can't cum from dat opiate cock."
"I can't even stand up to piss because this opiate dick is shriveled up into my body."
by YGproductions May 24, 2017

by YGproductions July 29, 2016

The act of sneaking up behind another person and proceeding to forcefully grab their junk. You must always yell the word "goinch" after you have successfully completed your goinch.
Damn nigga he got goinched hard as fuck!
Damn nigga he got goinched hard as fuck!
He got goinched so hard that he cries when he sits down!
Damn Daniel, that kid got goinched hard as fuck!
Yesterday I got goinched, I can't even feel my testicles right now...
Damn Daniel, that kid got goinched hard as fuck!
Yesterday I got goinched, I can't even feel my testicles right now...
by YGproductions June 02, 2016
