YAWA's definitions
Referring to February 2020; the month during which the United States Federal Government did as much nothing as possible to mitigate the spread of COVID-19 among it's citizenry.
So, we banned travel from China in late January ...we did nothing in Coronuary; and then the shit hit the fan mid-march.
by YAWA April 13, 2020
Get the Coronuarymug. The gradually-intensifying, mind-twisting period of profound confusion, unprecedented desperation and abject hopelessness endured through the haunting process of realization that--there is not, has never been and will never be a prayer answering, omnipotent, omnipresent and omnibenevolent deity.
She wasn't sure that she would survive god-shatter. Everything and everyone she had ever known now seemed alien, disconnected and strange. But in time, life itself became more precious than ever, each relationship more cherished, each experience uniquely valued; yet not for the promise of some eternal tomorrow, rather for the evanescence of the moment.
by YAWA September 12, 2017
Get the god-shattermug. An unimaginably devastating, unexpected, unwelcomed and unplanned event, the consequence of which resulting in the complete innihilation of an otherwise peaceful, gratifying existence.
Did you hear? Last week, Mark got struck by lightning...yeah, he got fired from his job and went home early just in time to find two of his friends in bed with his wife. When he was running to the garage to fetch the shotgun, he slipped and fell in the driveway. Then, his wife hit him with the car 'cause she knew what was coming. When he finally gained consciousness, it was dark and raining. That's when the lightning got him...Tragic Turn, probably for the best though.
by YAWA May 14, 2019
Get the Tragic Turnmug. An strategy used to manipulate unfavorable Internet ratings, opinions or other social-media emergencies by displacing them from awareness with massive amounts of alternatively engineered content.
Kripes! We just got super-flamed on Twitter and it's contagious. This could cost us millions if it spreads to the news-feed--mobilize the forces, we gotta push that shit down!
by YAWA December 14, 2018
Get the push that shit downmug. The traditional, lyrically aggressive hip-hop sub-genre--dedicated to themes of violence, anarchy and social disruption; UNLIKE the current watered-down, lame-ass, mainstream dollar-driven verbal diarrhea...
Yo, you can't be playin' that kill-whitey music up in here; if bubba hears it, he gonna come kick some fuckin ass...
by YAWA April 14, 2019
Get the kill-whitey musicmug. Cover yer cough-hole, bro...someone might think you've got the wu-flu and lock yer ass in a box for two weeks..
by YAWA February 19, 2020
Get the Wu-flumug. Powerful hydrojet force applied to the rectum and/or vagina causing massive internal trauma, organ dissection and generalized, over-inflative destriction.
It was awful; we was gettin' ready to race and just as he hit the jet ski throttle she done flipped off the back. The water jet went thru her legs and just 'bout split her in half; guts a blasted everywhare 'n her head damn near pop'd off.
Damn; death by douche.
Damn; death by douche.
by YAWA April 15, 2023
Get the Death by Douchemug.