YAWA's definitions

Liturgitard

Anyone who actually believes that, and lives as if, scriptural dogma is of divine origin.

Only a true liturgitard could find meaning in the words of bronze-age, ignorant barbarians.

by YAWA April 24, 2015

USB odds

The probability of any given event resulting in a positive outcome constrained by the odds of initial USB plug insertion; which should be fifty percent, but in reality is closer to zero.

So, do you think we'll win the lottery this draw?
I'll give it USB odds.
Yeah, I NEVER get that fucker in on the first try.

by YAWA December 31, 2021

undo the badness

A desperate, exhaustive attempt to, by any and all means available, reverse corrupt thinking and/or behavior that results from the persuasive influence of a malevolent, toxic or otherwise destructive agent.

So just when we thought we had salvaged him from the darkness of his peer-group inspired conduct, we were out-done by a fucking Snatch-Chat ambush; let's just hope that we can undo the badness...

by YAWA August 5, 2017

fukavee

The common denomination of a vertically challenged hunter-gatherer tribe located in the Sri lanka region.

While inexplicably lost in rather deep foliage the chief of the excursion finally proclaimed, "where the fukavee?"; the rest is history...

by YAWA May 17, 2015

dick in the back

An unexpected morning bed partner condition with potentially serious expectation implications.

So, WTF is that?!
Ummm. dick in the back???
Hold on a sec, lemme think.

by YAWA September 18, 2021

unring the bell

The unfortunate realization that any given time sensitive condition cannot be undone.

I so wish that I didn't run over the kid while I was texting while driving. its just too late for that; can't unring the bell.

by YAWA May 14, 2015

Blaming others

A position of detachment wherein any fault or responsibility is off-loaded to an alternative resource that essentially absolves any personal responsibility.

Oh, there’s no doubt. It’s not my fault! There are forces working against me! Right now I’m ’blaming Others’ for the shit that’s gone down. But ‘IT COULD BE ME’ !!

by YAWA December 12, 2025