Definitions by YAWA
hackfabet
The hacker enhanced 'alphabet' where E=3, I=1, O=0, B=8, A=4, S=5, T=7, Z=2, etc. Designed to obscure communication activities and degrade or delay attempted access to encoded transmissions.
craptocurrency
Yet another, in a seemingly endless list, of over-hyped, toxic investment scams; heralded initially as a technological advancement in currency exchange, but subsequently revealed for the financially devastating dumpster-fire that it is.
Don't invest in craptocurrency AFTER its increased in value by 40,000%. At this point it's too late; you'll lose your ass AND your retirement fund.
craptocurrency by YAWA February 2, 2018
res-q-rinse
The most effective method of performing sinonasal irrigation yet invented by mankind; its amazingly simplistic and respectful design attributes help prevent the choking, coughing and aural fullness problems experienced by patients who have ultimately discontinued use of other nasal irrigation treatments.
I've got serious sinus problems and had several sinus operations; no other sinus rinse works as well as res-q-rinse to maintain my nasal health...and I've tried em all.
res-q-rinse by YAWA February 2, 2018
easter fooles day
The absolute best possible day to celebrate one of the most unlikely, unsubstantiated and ecumenically contrived events in the whole of religious history.
easter falls on the first day of april.
Isn't that also April fools Day?
It was. NOW it's Easter fooles day!
Isn't that also April fools Day?
It was. NOW it's Easter fooles day!
easter fooles day by YAWA January 24, 2018
mythologize
The tendancy toward fantastical exaggeration as applied to any given event, personage or statement as a method of establishing veracity or plausibility, however unlikely.
Ok, so the biblical flood required animals to be gathered 'from the four corners of the earth'; marsupials from Australia, spider species specific only to the African rainforest, Pandas from Asia..that's 100 million+ animals, all within walking distance of the mythologized infamous ark?
mythologize by YAWA January 22, 2018
condillusion
The nefarious, guerrilla manufacturing tactic of producing plastic bottles that color-match the condiment contained therein; thus creating an unhappy illusion of a full bottle when, in reality, the opposite condition exists.
The next MOF that passes me a condillusion ketchup bottle gets it shoved up their ass...I'm tired of false marketing bullshit; whatever happened to clear-fuckin' plastic that doesn't lie to ya?
condillusion by YAWA December 26, 2017