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When someone thinks they're being cool or impressing people, but really they're making themselves sound stupid and making themselves look like a fool.
John made an ass out of himself when he claimed to be a history expert but then got world war I and world war II mixed up.
A drunk guy made an ass out of himself when he was singing lyrics to a non existent song outside the bar
Two examples of making an ass out of yourself.
A drunk guy made an ass out of himself when he was singing lyrics to a non existent song outside the bar
Two examples of making an ass out of yourself.
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Get the Making an ass out of yourself mug.Someone who is desperate to be special and above everyone, and thinks everyone admires them. They do thinks so people think they’re special, but they usually make an ass out of themselves trying to impress people.
James drives nice cars that he put on his moms credit card, and he removes the muffler to sound cool but really just makes an ass out of himself. No one is impressed by him, he is high falutin.
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Get the High falutin mug.When an ambulance passes by and traffic moves off the road, so one takes the opportunity of an open roadway to (illegally) pass some people right behind the ambulance. Basically, you drive right behind the ambulance so that you can pass everyone just like them.
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Get the Ambulance Tailing mug.Intentional arson to one's own business or home in hopes of receiving insurance money for the damage. Usually done to a home or business that you are having no success selling and are just really desperate to retrieve home equity from. The practice can be prosecuted under numerous felonies, but rarely is, because it's very hard to prove you intentionally set fire to a building. Often times, some idiots pour gasoline all over their building in hopes of it burning faster, but that's the most common way people get caught for it. As soon as the cops and the fire department smell gasoline and see it everywhere, you're getting arrested for arson and attempted insurance fraud, and you won't get a penny from insurance.
The term is in reference to the fact that, prior to WW2, most Jewish businesses in Europe were boycotted, so they went out of business. Because they were out of business, and no one wanted to buy a Jewish business, the businesses and buildings were essentially worthless because no one would buy them. But because, on paper, the business and its building still had value, Jews would often intentionally set fire to their own businesses in hopes of getting insurance money from it, because that was the only practical way they could take back the equity value of their business.
The term is in reference to the fact that, prior to WW2, most Jewish businesses in Europe were boycotted, so they went out of business. Because they were out of business, and no one wanted to buy a Jewish business, the businesses and buildings were essentially worthless because no one would buy them. But because, on paper, the business and its building still had value, Jews would often intentionally set fire to their own businesses in hopes of getting insurance money from it, because that was the only practical way they could take back the equity value of their business.
Bob's convenience store went out of business, and then coincidentally burned down after he failed to sell it. He got a million dollars of insurance money.
Bob also wanted to move after this, but since his home wouldn't sell, he set fire to it to get insurance money. This time, however, Bob was impatient, so he poured gasoline all over his house. This was a bad decision, because as soon as the fire department and the cops got there, the smelled the Gasoline and knew it was Jewish lightning. He got arrested and convicted of arson and attempted insurance fraud and got sentenced to 5 years in prison. He also got no insurance money.
Bob also wanted to move after this, but since his home wouldn't sell, he set fire to it to get insurance money. This time, however, Bob was impatient, so he poured gasoline all over his house. This was a bad decision, because as soon as the fire department and the cops got there, the smelled the Gasoline and knew it was Jewish lightning. He got arrested and convicted of arson and attempted insurance fraud and got sentenced to 5 years in prison. He also got no insurance money.
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The part of 2020 before all the stupid stuff. It's the often forgotten part.
The part of 2020 before all the stupid stuff. It's the often forgotten part.
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Get the Momma mug.The man who couldn’t even be president for a day without totally screwing it up. A ticking time bomb.
Joe Biden opened our borders, killed thousands of jobs, and entered back into dysfunctional international organizations, all on his first day in office.
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