Definitions by Xero _ Manifest
Cool Beans
The most amazing beans on planet Estupido. Once eayen, they bestow the eater with random super powers, which include but are not limited to flaming farts, sonicboom burps, dragon breath, and a smelly smokescreen. Some side effects may include: bloating, upset stomach, explosive diahrea, implosive diahrea, or may cause gas to build up inside of your stomach that will eventually leed to you exploding like antimatter..... Bon Appetite
Rndm Guy: I just had some cool beans. everyone that heard that ran as far away from that guy as physically possible.
Cool Beans by Xero _ Manifest October 26, 2010
December 21, Y2K12
The ancient Mayan civilization predicted that on December 21, Y2K12, Chuck Norris will be utterly pwned. His demise will spell the end of our protection from aliens. The aliens will invade and enslave the human race to harvest us for our internal organs. The whole Y2K12 thing is just a "cooler" way to say 2012 for all you r-tards out there that couldn't figure that out.
Guy:1 What if the Mayans are right about December 21, Y2K12? Chuck Fan: IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!!!!!! Guy1: But what if? Chuck Fan: LISTEN..If Chuck Norris loses, the universe will implode, there's no way in hell there will even BE any aliens to invade.
December 21, Y2K12 by Xero _ Manifest October 24, 2010
Oblivitard
What you call someone who is so oblivious to the affection of even the hottest of girls, to an extent that he is also labled as a retard for doing so.
Guy 1: Did you see that, he didn't even notice that hot chick flirting with him!!! Guy 2: What an oblivitard...
Oblivitard by Xero _ Manifest October 22, 2010
Self-cockblocking
Guy1: That guy sucks at getting girls.... Guy2: If only he'd stop self-cockblocking, then just maybe he'd lose his virginity.
Self-cockblocking by Xero _ Manifest October 22, 2010
Partying Like It's 19million B.C
When at a party you get stoned out of your fucking mind and start hallucinating about the most random shit like seeing people as cavemen, and seeing dinosaurs for no damn reason. Only way to get this stoned is to get really creative with drug combinations, like taking acid with a snort of coke,a hit of Mary Jane, and meth
Guy1: What the hell was up with you last night at Lucy's party? Stoner: I don't even know, all I remember about last night was a dream I had about knocking out a caveman. I must have been partying like it's 19million B.C. Guy1: That wasn't a dream, you hit Gary in the face with a bat!!
Partying Like It's 19million B.C by Xero _ Manifest October 21, 2010
Negative Infinity Base
A base that is so extreme, it defies all laws of science, math, physics, and even the girl codes. This is the base after Infinity Base. Everyone and everything that took part in infinity base is floating in limbo where they all procede to have an undescribale orgy.
After someone reaches infinity base and everything is floating in limbo, there's nothing to do but get to Negative Infinity Base!!!
Negative Infinity Base by Xero _ Manifest October 21, 2010
Took My Jingle
When someone loses their virginity during seasonal times,like during Christmas. Since lossing ones virginity, and Christmas are both specialo casions, the sex that night will be never forgotten
Girl1: Guess what happend on Christmas!!!!! Girl2: What.? Girl1: Arjun took my jingle!!!!! Girl2&Girl1:EEEEEHHHHEEEEEEHEHEHEH!!!!!!
Took My Jingle by Xero _ Manifest October 21, 2010